Lindsay Lohan leaving the Cuckoo Club in London (6/5)

Lindsay Lohan is a complete mess. Dean Piper, a reporter for the Daily Mirror, happened to be sitting next to her table at London's Cuckoo nightclub last Friday. It was not a pretty site:
I’m used to celebrities getting wasted, making fools of themselves and larking around. But what I witnessed at London’s Cuckoo nightclub this week was beyond anything I’ve ever seen before. Step forward fallen movie star Lindsay Lohan who was on the table next to me at the venue. I watched open-mouthed as Linds sat with her straggly hair all over her face looking strangely detached from the world and mumbled: “I feel so, like, caged. Totally caged.” Unfortunately, the creepy behaviour continued as Lindsay and her posse visited the bathrooms.

My spy tells me: “She just wouldn’t stop saying she felt caged. She was just not all there and it really was like watching a broken girl in the middle of a complete breakdown. She spent much of the night furiously texting Sam Ronson - and wasn’t best pleased about the texts she was getting. Everyone with her was actually very concerned about her. She seemed like a girl on the brink of self- destruction.”
Compulsive drinking, excessive drug abuse, a dysfunctional family, publicly-failed relationships and a crumbling career would make anyone feel as though their life had become a complete zoo (it's no wonder she feels caged). Sadly, if things continue this way, Lindsay may find herself doing what most young women in Hollywood with little money do when they've completely run out of hope: porn a guest spot on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon.

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  • bitingontinfoil

    I'm actually starting to feel sorry for her. Where's her mom at? Oh yeah, pimping out her younger daughter now that the older one's used up. Poor thing.

  • Alan

    How the hell would "Dirk" know anything.

    I hope she dies...

  • dirk

    sensationalized bullshit story. She's perfectly fine. Smells like hot garbage and chicken of the sea, but mentally ok.

  • may

    i think that lindsay is a very energetic young person who like to grow better, she keep do thing in order to improve the way she live her mood , health, spiritualy emotionaly & as well she want stabilit economic condition, i think its normal thing for a girl in her age to do, sometimes u do the right thing , sometimes u wrong, that how life it is, so keep explore & try all till u get what u want & need, people always talking, but action that's what count. good luck lindsay and hope it will be with lots of happy moment for u and for Sam. Mazal Tov!!!

  • Olarinkoye S.Adebayo

    It wondered how little do most peoples in places realise "LIFE A SPECIAL GIFT". If we know this I do not see reason why after a little thing peoples opt for taking up their lifes.

  • iz

    coked out of her mind here.

  • lsl50

    she looks like a total vixen here.

  • Gabriel

    She got next on the anna nicole dead in her room ride.

  • Kelley

    This chick is actually only 22? Yikes ... she looks more like a 22 year-old handbag, lol :)

  • Carlos

    Don't forget the red hot fire crotch and that 45-year-old ass she happens to own. I'd eat a bullet, too.


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