Nadya "Octomom" Suleman at Toys "R" Us in L.A. (3/16)

Just when you thought the Octomom had finally fallen off the public radar, she scores herself a TV deal. Thanks a lot executive at yet to be named TV network. Asshole. Octomom's attorney Jeff Czech told Us Weekly:

"[Nadya and the producers] are hoping to have an arrangement whereby several events in the children's lives would be filmed in a documentary series. One of the events in the children's lives might be their first birthday.

"They might be several shows aired during a year. There are all kinds of possibilities. It really depends on what the networks want. Her television program will not be like the Jon and Kate Plus 8 show. [Nadya] is looking forward to providing her side of the story."

The saddest part about this story -- Nadya's poor children will be exploited for monetary gain this show will be an absolute ratings blockbuster. If TV shows like John & Kate Plus 8 and 18 Kids and Counting are any indication, millions of people will tune in to watch this train wreck.  Personally, I won't be one of them. If I wanted to see a show about an unfit mother, I'd watch the fourth hour of Today. I'm on to you Kathie Lee. You can't hide anymore.

[WENN]