Why is his face melting?

Though Michael Jackson died with debts of $500 million, it's believed his assets outweigh the debt by $200 million. Which is good news for those mentioned in his will, which surfaced yesterday. Good news for his mom Katherine, his three kids, and "one or more" charities. Wait, I didn't see his dad Joe mentioned. There must be some mistake. Maybe the Wall Street Journal can help clear up the matter:

One or two other earlier wills have emerged since Mr. Jackson's death last Thursday, according to people familiar with the situation. The Associated Press reported that Mr. Jackson's parents, Joseph and Katherine Jackson, said in a Monday court filing that they believed the singer had died without a valid will. Joseph Jackson isn't believed to be included in the most recent will.

It would have been nice to be mentioned in Michael's will, but the fact of the matter is that he really doesn't need the money. If you watch the clip I posted earlier of him at the press conference yesterday, you'll notice that Joe uses phrases like "we have fans all over the world" and "we're loved all the world." With fans all over the world, Joe must have a cajillion dollars in the bank. Hell, he probably told Michael to leave him out of the will, so the charities could get more. It just seems like the sort of selfless thing he would do.

[WENN]