Chris Brown at Pleasure P's album release party at Karu & Y nightclub in Miami (6/6)

Chris Brown has stepped up security around him after receiving "credible" death threats in the past month. Secret ninja assassins have already killed his career and Brown is worried that he could be next. Oh no! From the Chicago Sun Times:

In recent months, Brown has rarely been seen without a minimum of three very visible bodyguards — of the humongous variety — whenever he’s stepped outside his home. On top of that, there reportedly are always three or four others who are "in cognito," said a longtime Los Angeles Police Department insider — stressing at least one or two have been women, "but who are easily as tough as any man."

According to the source, Brown’s threats have been coming from a "group" (though authorities think it could easily be just a single person) calling itself the "Women’s Protection Action League."

Brown is said to be "totally paranoid" about the threats on his life and has become obsessed with his security. There have been some indications the potential assassin could be disguised as a paparazzi — yet another reason for Brown to despise the ever-present shutterbugs who stalk his every move.

How pathetic is Chris Brown that after beating up a woman, he now needs to hire one to protect him. This guy should do himself a favor and light his mancard (and genitals) on fire. BTW, if the people from the "Women's Protection Action League" (didn't I see them in a comic book?) are planning to carry out their threats, they don't need to disguise themselves as the paparazzi to get close to Chris. They need to disguise themselves as a 90-pound woman that just won't listen.