Miley's new guy

Steve Rushton at the premiere of Race to Witch Mountain in L.A. (3/11)

The guy above with the long nose hairs (close up here) is allegedly Miley Cyrus' new boyfriend, Steve Rushton. Did I mention he's even older than her last pervert boyfriend? Because he's even older than her last pervert boyfriend. He's 21. And he'll turn 22 before Miley turns 17. Yikes. A source told The Sun:

"Steve relocated to the US after signing his deal with Disney. Miley couldn’t wait for him to move. He first met her on the set of the Hannah Montana film after he was asked to play lead guitar for her band. They hit it off straight away. When they have been apart they have been spending hours instant messaging each other. She is still young but she is smitten with him. They are very much in love."

First she dates the older underwear model. And now the even older musician. Clearly Miley's trying to push the limits of what's considered socially acceptable behavior for a high school sophomore. And really, it's a brilliant strategy to free herself from the indentured servitude of Disney.* Because once free, she's gonna make a shitload of money. By the time she hits 18, I fully expect her to start dating Tommy Lee.

*Not brilliant? Jamie Lynn Spears "Come in me Casey!" strategy.

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Frank

Not just a mullet but a flaming gay mullet at that. It looks like something from the fake 60's in Austin Powers.

Pencils

That's not a bad 80s haircut, it's a bad 70s haircut. He looks like Mark Bolan or something. For those of you born since 1975, he was the singer of a great band called T. Rex--they did the original "Bang a Gong."

Ikka

She's legal in Sweden!

master yoda

No, looks more like some creepy cross between Dana Carvey and Rod Stewart.

Melissa

he looks exactly like Miley's father. ew.

Anonymous

"Very much in love." Didn't she just break up with Justin? How quickly people "fall in love" these days.

master yoda

Eek. He looks like some douche from the 80's

Disbelief

Very much in love my ass. Since when does the world think a 16 year old has a clue?

Limpy Dan

So that's who's dick she was sucking in that picture. Good to know. She need to improve her technique tho.

shenanighans

Shit I thought you were showing us pictures of Miley for a minute there.

bobby

kind of reminds me of billy ray cyrus.

Puh lease.

Looks like a younger version of her father...with an emo + hillbilly mullet haircut.

jenipurrr

WTF is up with that hair?