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Michael Jackson leaving a medical building in Beverly Hills earlier this month

TMZ is reporting that Michael Jackson was rushed to the hospital today shortly after noon. The singer was in cardiac arrest and paramedics performed CPR in the ambulance. According to Jackson's dad Joe, "he is not doing well." An anonymous family member added that Michael is in "really bad shape." Ed McMahon dying earlier this week, Farrah Fawcett today, and now Michael Jackson. Clearly there's a conspiracy afoot. If I'm celebrity right now, I'm barricading myself in the bathroom, hiding in the tub, and answering all calls with "no speaka da english."

UPDATE: He died. Holy shit. From TMZ:
Michael suffered a cardiac arrest earlier this afternoon at his Holmby Hills home and paramedics were unable to revive him. We're told when paramedics arrived Jackson had no pulse and they never got a pulse back.

A source tells us Jackson was dead when paramedics arrived. LaToya ran in the hospital sobbing, after Jackson was pronounced dead.
He was 50.

  • Whippet

    Let me be the voice of reason amongst the most ill-informed collection of opinions I have seen.

    Firstly: MJ has never been convicted for the alleged accusation of "child abuse" despite the best efforts of the prosecutors, evidence and witnesses. That is against SEVEN charges. One may easliy argue a few exceptions where the legal system failed (like possibly in the OJ trail), however, by far the majority of cases the judicial system works. The fairness of this system is the foundation of your rights and freedoms in the US.

    Secondly: Historically, accusations of child abuse or molestations are in many cases ambigious and questionable, ESPECIALLY when it involves fame and large sums of money.

    So, think carefully before you write or speak.

  • Boo

    Hey Dumab ass Whippet. It's our OPINION. There is no right or wrong. Jerk.

  • Whippet

    Really? So you don't care if your opinion is possibly wrong then. You don't care to check your facts for sure then.

    That is the mark of a fool.



    I am glad I don't need to live in a society with the majority of posters here - a society based on accusations, baseless opinions, suggestion, lack of evidence, suspiscion...

    Amazing...sounds like the very regimes and societies Americans love to hate. Yet, when it comes down to it, you are just the same.

  • Jesus

    Is jacko gay ? If not why he would molest a "young boy" twice

  • Carlos

    Wait, does this mean his concert is cancelled?

  • Carter Forster

    Nope. The OTHER pedophile of music will be taking over.

    R. "watersports/golden showers" Kelly

  • David Duke

    Did he died?

  • Lizzle



    Yes,its sad the man died, and he was a great performer, but wtf?!

    This man was accused of molesting a young boy,not once but TWICE! Just because he passed away doesn't mean he automatically becomes a saint.

    As a Black woman, I'm disgusted by the black community always standing behind his dumb ass and turnin a blind eye to his molesting... Besides, since when did Mike give a flying fuck about the black community, besides when he was in trouble (molestation charges, beef with Tommy Motola)? I mean the man bleached his skin and had soooooo many plastic surgery procedures to RID HIMSELF OF HIS BLACKNESS. Gtfoh.

    I'm just saying though. Its a shame he had to leave his kids behind, truth be told they're probably better off,but trust, I will not shed a tear over his chester the molester ass.

  • Ace

    BTW...he donated millions to the UNITED NEGRO COLLEGE FUND...is that giving back to the black community?

  • Anonymous

    Amen, Lizzle, thanks for saying what so many hypocritical cowards can't. The guy was a pedophile freak.

  • Whippet

    How do you know?

    How can you be absolutely sure of your facts?

    If you are, then you should've shared your "priviliged information" with the prosecutors trying to make "7 counts of child abuse" stick in a case involving several "witnesses, researchers, experts, and a host of invesigators".

  • Anonymous

    How do YOU know" How can YOU be so absolutely sure? We all have opinions based on what we see and hear and what's between our ears and in our hearts. DOn't sh!t on people just because they don't agree with you.

  • Whippet

    Are you retarded? I DO NOT know. I DO NOT claim to know. This is my fucking point.

    Occupying the default position of neutrality means we will only make up our minds about accusations or opinions once we have proper evidence.

    Bloody hell.

  • Anonymous

    Clearly, Whippet, from all of your comments on this and other threads, you BELIEVE that MJ was innocent or at least you choose to ignore the whole child molestation aspect. Some of choose to BELIeve that he wasn't innocent and choose to attach some importance of the allegations (and subsequent court fallout) on his legacy (or lack thereof). So please stop assuming that everyone must agree with your posture on this.

  • Whippet

    For the love of God...

    I DO NOT BELIEVE ANYTHING!!!!

    I DO NOT HAVE AN OPINION!!!!

    I AM NEUTRAL. I DO NOT KNOW, OR CLAIM TO KNOW.

    I am trying to defend due process of evidence and proof before making up your or my mind.

    Geez, man, why is this so difficult to grasp??

  • voice of reason

    People are having a hard understanding you because you are saying he had a fair trial, etc. and was found "not guilty". But, from your rebuttals, it clearly looks like you are defending his character. If you are defending him, then it must mean that you disagree with those statements, hence that you think he was not a molester. Just sayin'...

  • Whippet

    Oh my God. I don't actually believe this.

    I am defending the idea on which the premise of "innocent before guilty" is built. I am defending the idea of rational thinking - of neutrality before making up our minds based on facts, evidence and truth.

    Do you understand?

    If he is found guilty based on evidence I will rejoice. If he is found not guilty based on lack of evidence I will rejoice.

    Savvy?

  • Anonymous

    but what do you really think about it? Seriously, you must have an opinion about his guilt or innocence. I won;t believe you if you say you don;t.

  • Anonymous

    I think his lifestyle was pretty bizarre and his decision to do all that crazy plastic surgery has done him no good.

    But I try to focus on his creative output - the music. Even if you don't like it, his contribution and impact was enormous.

  • Ace

    Judge not lest ye be judged...No on is perfect...not even you! Surprising huh?

  • Carter Forster (London)

    Thank Youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu! Finally! A logical voice in the Black community!

  • Ash

    R.I.P. Micheal Jackson

    You have left marks on the music industry that will be remembered, as well as the children you molested.

  • Boo

    The King of pedophiles is dead. good riddance.

  • Leah

    RIP Michael.

  • Whippet

    If you look past the bizarre lifestyle and controversy in the last few years, he has made some epic hits in his life.

    It is ultimately about the music, isn't it?

    I am really sad about this.

  • J M

    I predicted he would die last year. The parralles to elvis are many. I predicted it cause I cannot see michael as an old man

  • 8 inches

    Holy shit. Now I feel kind of feel bad for all of the pedophile jokes I've made over the years. Kind of.

  • random bob

    I want to be the first on the information highways also known as the interweb to say "It's a conspiracy, they killed him, for sure".

    others posters : "aliens abducted him" is still available.

  • ss

    My love has always and will forever belong to You


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