Mel Gibson is still freaking crazy

To help him cope with the stress of losing $450 million to his ex-wife, Mel Gibson recently purchased a "flow machine" -- a weird, futuristic, stress-relieving device that almost certainly doesn't work but probably has a bunch of cool flashing lights and shit. The cost? Only $100,000. A source told the National Enquirer:

"Most people would look at the machine and think Mel's definitely lost his mind. You lie on this machine and strap your feet in. The device then emits some kind of 'torsion field waves' that are supposed to unblock clogged energy which eases psychological tension. It's pretty strange but Mel swears by it.

"From telephone healing sessions to therapeutic foot baths, Mel's tried it all. The flow machine is Mel's latest holistic gadget. Some in his camp are shaking their heads and saying Mel's getting weirder with age. They think the flow machine is just another part of his midlife crisis." (Print Edition - 5/25)

Mel Gibson just called you out Tom Cruise. Your move. Here's my idea. Mel built his own church in Malibu and everyone called him crazy, right? It was definitely a ballsy move and it's gonna be hard to top. So here's what you need to do: one-up him. Build your own church in Malibu . . . made entirely of babies -- and steel I-beams for support so you can pass code -- but mainly babies! It's what needs to be done if you want to regain your title as craziest motherfucker in Hollywood.

[Flynet]