Megan Fox feels sorry for the fat kid

Megan Fox is sorry for dissing that chubby kid in London last week. The kid attempted to give Megan a rose as a symbol of his unrequited love but Megan totally blew him off. She told WENN:
"I feel so sad for him. That’s so terrible. That kills me. There were, like 80 million people everywhere. It’s dark, all I see are flashes. Everyone’s yelling different things… and I didn’t know what was happening. If you know his name, I will send him a personal apology. I’m horrified. I would never do that. I’m sorry, sweet boy. I would never do that to you, and I would gladly accept your rose if I see you again."
Didn't Megan get the memo? Hollywood starlets aren't supposed to console heart-broken 14-year-olds these days. Teachers are. Oh, and after reading this story, I can pretty much guarantee you three things in life: 1. Death, 2. Taxes, and 3. There'll be 400 dudes holding out a single rose at Megan's next public appearance -- which of course is all just a big waste of their time . . . since I'll be there with a dozen. According to this rose chart I have, that's at least worth a reach around.

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she totally snubbed that fat kid....that sucks for him. Id be pissed and wouldve spit at her fucking ass

Let that be a lesson to all you fat kids. You will get nothing and like it.

Shoulda gave her a Bale out since she think she the shit.

I thought only hookers on Craigslist were paid in "roses". Oh, wait a minute...

Maybe it's because she has the sexiest look on the planet but I'm accepting her excuse.

Shoot me if you want, but I dont see the huge apeal of Fox!

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