Lindsay Lohan leaving Studio Valbonne nightclub in London (6/6)

London police would like to have a word with Lindsay Lohan. Seems £30,000 ($50k) worth of jewelry went missing from a recent magazine shoot she did in the country. A source told Holy Moly!:

"She kept going on about the jewels asking if she could have them. We all thought she was joking!"

The jewellers realised the £30k worth of bling was missing after the shoot and contacted the magazine, who denied any knowledge of their whereabouts.

Requests for information, or for the return of the swag, has been repeatedly put to Lindsay's representatives, but two weeks later both magazine and jewellers have yet to receive any form of response. This has left them with no alternative but to pass the case on to British police.

I don't want to make any accusations without knowing all the facts, but Lindsay Lohan definitely without-a-doubt took this jewelry. I've never been more sure of anything in my life. She's so dumb, it wouldn't surprise me if she shows up for questioning actually wearing the jewelry:

Detective: "Ms. Lohan, where did you get that jewelry?"

Lindsay: "My ... um ... friend ... Lindsay ... wait, Jennifer I mean ... um ... found it ... somewhere."

Detective: "You stole that, didn't you?"

Lindsay: "I plead the fifth!"

Detective: "Ms. Lohan, you're in England. We don't have a Fifth Amendment here."

Lindsay: "Fine, I plead the fourth!"

Detective: "Ma'am, you're an idiot."

[Flynet]