No pie jokes please

Katy Perry posted a pic to her Twitter yesterday of her eating a pizza while naked in a bathtub. Interestingly, "Katy Perry posted a pic to her Twitter yesterday of her eating a pizza while naked in a bathtub" was #1 on the "phrases I guarantee I will never utter once in my lifetime" list I made 20 years ago. Fuck. Shows you how much I know.

  • Thumbnail: Katy Perry Naked Pizza 1
  • Pie

    she is obviously trying to join in on the 'nude photos on twitter' trend.both demi moore and lindsay lohan have already done it.

  • 8 inches

    She DOES NOT want to know what I do in Hotel bathtubs.

  • aw!

    She's just dying for attention. How sad.

  • UgliestGuy

    MMmmm, wet cheese... .

  • Gus

    Will someone PLEASE pay attention to her?

  • amberm

    Is that what you get when you wake up in Vegas?

  • Jeff

    Ok, I take the "crappy little tub" comment back -- she's in a hotel room. Note the little hotel toiletrie bottle in the upper left.



    Still, she's staying in a crappy little hotel for a "celebrity."

  • Jeff

    1. Who took the picture?



    2. That's a crappy little tub for a "celebrity"

  • just being honest

    Not trying to be mean here, but honestly before I knew it was Katy Perry, I assumed it was some guy in the bathtub. I think it's because her right arm is smooshed up against the side of the tub and makes it appear bulkier than it really is.

  • she sucks... literally

    This chick is so desperate for attention that it's pathetic...

  • bogart4017

    Is her dining room being redone or something?

  • Andy

    Who eats pizza while in the bath?!

  • jeffy

    that pizza is probably an accurate visual of what her twat looks like anyways.


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