Jessica Alba is a menace

Jessica Alba is a vandal

Oklahoma City officials are pissed today after pictures surfaced of Jessica Alba pasting pictures of sharks across the city. The posters -- part of the "White Mike" guerrilla movement to "raise awareness of the dwindling state of Great White Sharks in our global environment" -- caused hundreds of dollars worth of damage. The pictures were originally posted on the White Mike twitter page ("Just came back from OK! Had a blast tagging with a new friend. Check out the pics with Jessica Alba's help here"). From Tulsa's NewsOn6:

In the pictures, she's seen wrapping up utility boxes and proclaiming victory with shark pictures over a United Way poster. Many people are not only offended by what they call vandalism on their city, but are confused by Alba's tactics.

"I couldn't tell what it was," resident Steve Brinkley said. "It looked like a vandalized poster of sharks."

United Way was one organization caught in the crossfire. It must now shell out about $235 for a new billboard.

Clearly Jessica needs to be punished for her actions. Vandalism is something I simply will not stand for -- even in the name of sharks. I think a year of starring in hardcore bondage films should teach her a lesson. The Playboy Channel presents "Ouch! That Candle Wax Fucking Hurts!" starring Jessica Alba and Harry Rod. You bet your ass I'd own a copy of that.

NOTE: Is anyone else craving shark fin soup right now?

[The Lost Ogle]

Mandy

Hundreds of dollars of damage? Gee I wonder how these organizations with MILLIONS upon MILLIONS of dollars will be able to pay to fix their ad spaces..

And Gianna, I don't think United Way will suddenly stop saving lives because one of their billboards has a picture of a shark on it.

hayley

back the fuck off her. she is just standing up for what she believes in ok ,..

Kent

Um... just a question here but isnt she like mad rich? the fuck doesnt she just PAY for ad space and get her own billboard for shark's rights? like she cant afford the 500$ a month for a few months... Im down to save endangered animals... even if they cause MAYBE 12 attacks a year... more ppl die from lawn mower accidents each year... seriously look it up...

Putting up a poster is all fine for broke ass people trying to make a stand but shes got power, money, popularity... the fuck not make a real stand? news? internet website? use her money?! fnking bandwagon activists.

Gianna

im all about the environment, and helping endangered species...but why not plaster posters and tags on billboards with detrimental advertising...I mean United Way? How many lives do they save a year? a few less, thanks to Jessica Alba...

Brina

How can you idiots say crap about the FREAKING SHARKS. ?

They were put here too, just like you, and where as your home is on land, theirs is in the water. If you wanna swim, get in a freaking pool. Don't blame an innocent animal.

Paige

Hey Alba, we are all stocked up on braindead twats around here in OKC, we don't need any extra, thanks! Now I'm off to kill a shark while cursing your name.

cn

What a rebel! she is out of control someone needs to stop her! fuck the sharks fuck jessica

a good shark is a dead shark

F the white sharks. they are eating machines. they eat everything they can get their mouths on. seals. dolphins. pelicans. other sharks. surfers. swimmers. they shouldn't be protected... they should be exterminated! i used spend time on the water when i lived in northern california. those damned things are a menace and you must always be on alert for them. jessica alba is an idiot. if she loves them so much, why doesn't she go swimming at stinson beach and try petting one of them?! or take a dive off the santa cruz boardwalk. there are plenty of them out there in the kelp beds. i'm sick of these shark apologists out there pretending that all sharks are just docile and misunderstood. there are several species that are agressive and maneaters. tigers. bulls. whites. and a few others. they should be culled to extinction.

oh yeah, alba is a moron.

wow.

This post is so stupid it actually hurt my brain. Go back to mixing cement you mouth breathing, budweiser drinking, gun wielding dumbass.

DMZ

Yup, just another Hollywood pecker head that thinks they are better than everyone else and can go around "tagging" crap with posters, paint, whatever. It's all well and good she is for saving the Great White Sharks but not at the expense of other people. I'd make the stupid bitch pay to repair the damage and then fine her $100,000.00 just to make an example of her dumb ass!

UgliestGuy

... a copy...?? Pffttt, I'd buy two!