Michael Jackson only weighed 112 pounds when he died, claims The Sun

Even though TMZ is claiming the details are fake, The Sun supposedly obtained the initial results from Michael Jackson's autopsy. And they're not as sexy as I thought they'd be. A source close to the Jackson entourage told The Sun:

"Michael’s family and fans will be horrified when they realize the appalling state he was in. He was skin and bone, his hair had fallen out and had been eating nothing but pills when he died. Injection marks all over his body and the disfigurement caused by years of plastic surgery show he’d been in terminal decline for years. His doctors and the hangers-on stood by as he self-destructed. Somebody is going to have to pay."

If you're looking for a silver lining here, the source also claims that Jackson weighed just 112 pounds when he died. So, ya know, at least he wasn't fat. The Sun also claims the disfigurement on his face was the result of 13 cosmetic operations. You know what'd be fun? Find the plastic surgeon that performed that 13th operation. Drag him out of his Mercedes CL63 AMG. Tie him to a telephone pole. Fill a canvas bag with bricks of 20s. And then ironically beat him to death with it.

[Flynet]