Huge pothead

Please die

So you know how Spencer Pratt likes to smoke weed? In April he accidentally posted a picture of his huge bong to his Twitter page. Just a few days later, he was seen leaving a medical marijuana store in L.A. According to Star, Spencer doesn't just like getting high, he loves it -- so much so that he earned himself a douchy nickname:

When Spencer was just 15, he started smoking pot and "fell in love with it," his friend tells Star in our June 8 issue. "He was smoking it every day. He always had a big bag and would share with everyone. He was the King of Weed!”

It didn't take long for Spencer to progress to other drugs, including Xanax and Valium, says the pal. And he made sure those around him got to enjoy the same high -- with the friend saying the first time she ever took Valium was because of Spencer. "He gave me five [pills] and told me I'd be OK," says the friend. "I didn't know it was too much. The next day he said, 'Girl, I gave you so much Valium, and you just handled!'"

Despite a stint in a rehab center in Arizona to kick the pills (his sister, Stephanie, also went to rehab), he went back to his beloved pot about six months after he was treated for his habit.

"One day, he walked in on a party and pulled out a bag of pot and said, ‘'We are soooooo getting stoned!' recalls the friend. "No one thought much of it, because at least he was staying away from pills."

Everything on The Hills is starting to make sense now. Heidi stays with Spencer because he's her dealer and she needs her fix. Audrina comes off as a moronic airhead because she's constantly getting high off Spencer's stash (and she actually is a moronic airhead). And Lauren's whacked-out fashion designs are a result of the acid provided by Spencer . . . or maybe Lauren was given a chance to design a fashion line because someone at MTV was high on acid -- I always get those two mixed up. With so many drugs being ingested on this show, it shouldn't be a surprise who next season's sponsor will be: ~~Pfizer~~ Courtney Love.

[WENN, Flynet]

TheBoss

I feel sorry for his wife. She's a dumb blond and he's a wannabe brother (black man). Not to mention that his as needs a serious "from the streets" beat down. Hey spence, you ARE a loser after all. HAHAHAHAHAHAHa Funny hah mother fucker. Loser. I hope you read this, you made yourself look like a selfish, Christian hating, sack o' shit. Yeah you say you don't care, but we all know you care what other people think. If John's black ass too black for you now? You like to hang around with black folk, but you will never be one. You're a white pussy bro. Oh yeah, I'm Mexican, so that means I have swine flu right. loser

jay

I'm sick of seeing this shit-stick.

DMZ

Pothead hell, hot about shithead, peckerhead, dickweed, fuck stick, asshole, waste of good air, faggot, and, and, and.... With any luck this useless piece of shit will get killed in the jungle by wild and crazy animals on drugs!

That would be so cool to watch his limbs getting ripped off one at a time and then his head, with the final scene being all of the parts stuffed up his ass. That's TV I would watch!!