Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie at the premiere of Inglourious Basterds at the Cannes Film Festival (5/20)
The National Enquirer is reporting that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have officially split up. The final straw for Angelina was apparently Brad's continued contact with ex-wife Jennifer Aniston. Angelina Jolie, karma. Karma, Angelina Jolie. Pleased you two could meet. A source told the tabloid:
Wow, that analogy was truly beautiful.
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The National Enquirer is reporting that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have officially split up. The final straw for Angelina was apparently Brad's continued contact with ex-wife Jennifer Aniston. Angelina Jolie, karma. Karma, Angelina Jolie. Pleased you two could meet. A source told the tabloid:
"They will make it official. It looks like Brad will be shooting two movies in California and in the Amazon, while Angelina is retreating to their French chateau with the rest of the family. It's an official split. Brad and Angelina will make appearances together from time to time, and he'll meet up with the kids when he can. But make no mistake, this is a major split."It's gonna be ridiculous how much rebound sex Brad Pitt's gonna have over the next month. I think the best analogy would be to imagine Brad's penis as a loose fire hose, turned on to full blast, whipping and spraying everywhere. But instead of fireman getting soaked, it'll be a bunch of random club whores.
Wow, that analogy was truly beautiful.
lol at the fire hose!!! good one!
KARMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
For being a homewrecking slut (her) and a serial cheater (him)! :-D
hahahaha lol @ fire hose also.. that was awesome :D
They could be splitting up, but I don't believe the part where Brad will see the kids when he can...that sounds really phony too me. For a guy who couldn't wait until his divorce was final before knocking up AJ, I can't see him not fighting for some kind of custody!
I cannot see him abandoning those kids, either. I think, though, their uptopian idea of having this blended family did them in .... too many kids! Lord, they are stupid. If they would have used just a bit of common sense. Don't think Jen played a role at all!!!!!! I think Brad likes California and Angie cannot stand it; that would be a point of contention, also.
i hear its not much of a hose.
I'm kinda bummed their breaking up. I'm usually all sarcasm and mockery but I liked them as a couple. Oh well lots of other things to mock. Cheers.
"Angelina Jolie, karma. Karma, Angelina Jolie."
LMAO, Priceless comment!!!! Although its sad that celebrities irresponsibly have kids like its a trend and then split like this.
So who gets the mudchildren?
These warped freaks are a bucket of laughs. Without the jew's publicity machine, Aggy and Faggy would just be a couple of welfare slobs. Aggy would be dancing for her herpes pills and Faggy would be sucking dicks down by thew waterfront for fun and a few bucks to purchase a bottle of Maddog 20/20.
God save me from christians!
WTF, she's sooooo skinny and white. Looks like a gost... I'm very disappointed, she was supposed to be one of the most beautiful person on earth....
She should spend money on FOOD...
I just hope he doesn't go back to Aniston. You know she's desperate enough to take him and she will of course just to stick it back to Angie, but it's not fair Brad had his fun with Jennifer so he should move on and leave her to the rest of us guys (or our imaginations at least).
Why would anyone believe the National Enquirer? Or Us? Please.
It shoudl be sad when any family breaks apart - celebrity or regular joe. Rather than celebrating in the possible divorce maybe we should be saying" hey try to work it out privately".
As for God (the real one)your prejudice is both unchristian and anti-family...talk about deserving a little karma
LoL. Serves that cheating liar and chicken legs angie jo right. Look at her body and then look at Jen's. There's no comparison. Angie jo is a skeletal freak. Jen still has a hot body and is like six years older. A.J.'s face has hit the wall too. Hey, maybe Angie jo should go back to Billy Bob! That would be perfect! I know Jen would never take that cheating slob Brad back though. LoL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I would like to see a movie of Brad and Jennifer together and have Angie calling Jen looking for Brad. See if she likes it! Angie will never be of any class other than giving money to be in the papers. Last her movies suck but then again maybe thats all she can do since she eats pussy too. Meow