Chris Brown to serve no jail time
No jail time. No jail time for almost killing Rihanna. He struck a fucking plea. TMZ says:
He'll spend 180 days doing community labor (8 hours a day -- 1440 hours total) -- which is, in effect, hard labor. He'll do his service in Virginia which is where Brown lives - it's equivalent to Caltrans or graffiti cleanup.It's good to see that Chris gets to perform the six months of labor in his home state of Virginia. Too often I've found that judges fail to accommodate the needs of felony batterers.
He gets 5 years probation for FELONY assault -- he pled guilty. He'll get supervised probation. He'll have to come back to court every three months.The only thing that gives me hope that justice will ultimately be served is the five years probation. Five years is a long time to go without punching bitches that be disrespecting you. But come 2014 ladies, watch out!
He must enroll in a domestic violence counseling program.
This is interesting ... the judge said if Brown and Rihanna are at the same public events, the 50-yard stay away turns into 10 yards. The stay away order lasts 5 years.
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