Audrina Patridge at LAX airport (6/17)

For those of you needing a weekly fix of Audrina Patridge after The Hills is [hopefully] canceled, fear not -- production is set to begin on her new reality show shortly. Oh joy. My TiVo is already set. From Star magazine:

In March, the TV hottie said she had inked a preliminary deal with producer Mark Burnett. Now that the details have been ironed out, filming will begin on the tentatively-named The Audrina Show at the end of the summer.

The reality star describes the series as "spicier, edgier [and] older" than The Hills and says it will focus more on her romantic life.

How is it possible that anything starring Audrina Patridge could be considered "spicy" or "edgy"? The bitch looks comatose. The fact is, no matter what her show is about, it will be just as compelling if watched on mute. As the law of physics clearly states, "masturbating to a moron while they speak is physically impossible" -- which I wish I had known before wasting ten bucks on this Jessica Simpson autobiography book-on-tape . . . "Chapter 2: Paste -- A Surprisingly Tasty Between-Meal Snack."

[Flynet]