Angelina Jolie at the commemoration of "World Refugee Day" at the National Geographic Society in Washington (6/18)

In 1999, Angelina Jolie won a Golden Satellite Award for her work in the made-for-television movie Gia. In 2000, she won an Oscar for her work in Girl, Interrupted. In 2001, she won a Blockbuster Entertainment Award for her work in Gone in Sixty Seconds. In 2005, she won a People's Choice Award for "Favorite Female Action Movie Star." In 2006, she won a Ciné Award for "Best Kiss" in Mr & Mrs. Smith. In 2008, she won a Satellite Award for her work in Changeling. In 2009, she took home another People's Choice Award for "Favorite Female Action Movie Star." Guess which award qualifies her to be President? Hint: none. But that's not stopping her. A friend of her's told UK newspaper Daily Express:
"Ange has admitted she’s getting bored with Hollywood. She said she’s now got her sights set on Washington. She is passionate about people’s rights, war and justice and thinks she can get more hands-on and make even more of a difference by getting into politics. She admires Obama and thinks she could make a big difference too if she were in his position.

"I would place a huge wager on her becoming the first female president in the next 20 years. When Ange sets her mind on something, she goes all out to do it. She’s very determined and gets very stirred by her UN work. She is well respected for her humanitarian work and I’m sure she would make as many waves if she moved fully into the political world.”
When will celebrities realize that no one wants to hear their god damn opinions about world politics? Angelina's about as qualified as an egomaniacal lunatic to be President of the United States . . . so a lot like our last ten. If Angelina really believes she can "make a big difference" in US policy, there's one Cabinet position I think we can all agree that she is uniquely qualified for: Secretary of BJs. You know that's how George Washington met Martha, right? She was so talented, she could suck-start a horse-drawn carriage.

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  • iknowsit

    LAWWWD girl ...

    get a handle on yer self importance ...

    you a skanky bitch & we all know it ...

  • Si

    This is the women who was having a hard enough time looking after all these kids she has adopted?

    I'm filled with confidence she can juggle the kids ALONE and do politics too!!

    Go you!!!

  • I seek power

    what did she do for the americans?

  • Sarah Palin for President

    Go for it Angie, I look forward for the worldwide humiliation :D

  • lauren

    This isn't just a "celebrity actress", it's also a representative of the United Nations who is well-known for her humanitarian work. That doesn't translate directly to politics, but it's pretty shady to "forget" all of that and just call the woman an actress or celebrity. To say someone has no mind for politics because they started out in acting is short-sighted. It doesn't make her look bad, it makes you look stupid.

  • Derlin

    .....Anybody remember Ronald Reagan? Yes? Okay, so what was it he was famous for before he entered politics...?

  • Wendy

    Of course celebrities know what they're doing. Look how well Schwarzenegger is doing! California is debt free... wait maybe not.

  • PAZUZU

    If I had the misfortune of being from the U.S. I'd totally vote for her. You guys have sure as hell accepted worse and then went back for seconds. Come to Canada Angie!

  • Anonymous

    Let's slow down here a bit. Her so called "friend" isn't even named and english newspapers are notarious for making up what they can't find.

    Look, when/if Angelina Jolie announces she is running, then lets all talk crap then.

    IN the meantime, don't let something, someone unamed person who SAYs they know her, told to a rumour mongering newspaper which is then quoted in a hard hitting blog called "celebslam" come in the way of the message she is working on getting out today, which is protecting refuges.

    It is an admirable goal.

  • Anonymous

    Frank Stallone !

  • Jeremiah

    I would have to hear her platform first, but she would probably be better than last 10 ass clowns we have had, plus she definitly has the better rack.

  • Bradley Pitt

    Another rich Liberal that will impose insane tax and spend policies to prevent others from ever becoming as rich as her. The bigger the government the smaller the freedom to succeed for everyone.

  • Ditikos

    I think Stallone is for President :)

  • The Bisexual

    They elected Arnold as governor of California...why couldn't she take a political seat herself? She is more active in international relations than Sarah Palin ever was. Don't bash until you know more about her humanitarian and political work and values...and don't take everything a celebrity says at face value.

  • Herman Bumfudle

    if that is what angelina wants, i would give her my endorsement. however, she'd have to become familiar with the peoples paranoia of their perspective governments and the government's paranoia with it's people. then there's always the struggle to keep government officials and the general wealthy populous from stealing from the economy where corruption abounds, and keep a fragile economy real by making sure that all of the people participate in the economy

  • random bob

    An ignorant, depressed, suicidal, drug addict whore with anorexic tendencies for president.

    I think we should try her.

  • Acemeister79

    Does anyone else notice that her face is looking a little, um, worn these days... She better find another career path as the days of weird hotness are fading fast. Maybe her and Madonna (the talentless skank) can tag team and take over an African country. Just adopt a few more and rule your own little country!

  • Roger

    Eh, if movie cowboy can become a much admired president then why not Jolie? Plus her rack's better than Ronald Reagan's. And she's already racked up more successes than W did before he got elected president. Heck, she might be overqualified for the position.

  • Scott

    Why would a celebrities opinion be worth any less than any one else's? Are you just pissed they have more money than you do? So do the people in Washington. It was wealthy, educated people who sold our economy into the toilet and the politicians just do what the lobbyists tell them to.

  • DMZ

    Well that's really good for her. All she needs to do is form a country of her own with all her kids, buy an island and create a new country. Then she can be the President, VP, SoS, etc.... Go for it bitch, in the mean time STFU, who cares what you Hollywood assholes have to say! You're clueless about what REAL Americans want/need.

  • Erica

    You've got to be kidding me...It's a disgrace that celebrities are now looked to for their political opinions. Just goes to show how much the public values fame and wealth over education and intellect.

  • Whippet

    Well said.

  • cowbulls

    Agreed.

  • Ditikos

    Well if she wants to be president for the United Federation of Planets, she has my vote!


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