Angelina Jolie's birthday "ends in tears"

Angelina Jolie at the premiere of Inglourious Basterds at the Cannes Film Festival (5/20)

While it looks like those breakup rumors about Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie weren't true, things aren't exactly going well in their relationship. Her birthday party earlier this month in Long Island (which Brad flew in from L.A. for) was a disaster. And it's all thanks to that no good bitch Jennifer Aniston. A "close friend" of the couple's told In Touch Weekly:

"Brad made an effort to be with Angie. He was really hoping they would get along and enjoy themselves. Things were going fine, and then Angie started accusing Brad of meeting Jen in LA. It turned into a massive blowup, which left Brad more disillusioned than ever."

According to another pal, Brad didn’t stick around to argue. "He told her straight out that he’s had enough and was out of there," the pal reveals. Four days later, Brad was spotted visiting Angelina on the Washington, D.C., set of her film Salt. But the pal says they’re just going through the motions for appearance’s sake. "Angelina has cried a lot of tears over Brad." Another confidante agrees: "This split has been simmering for months, and unless something drastic happens, it is going to boil over very soon. The only thing keeping Brad from officially walking out is their six kids."

It's obvious why Brad keeps reducing Angelina to tears: he's ~~insensitive~~ ~~cheating with Jen~~ discovered what most guys already know about sex -- it's better when she cries. Oh, and I don't think it's the six kids that's keeping Brad from "officially walking out," it's Angelina's vindictive nature. Any guy that walks out on her, better be prepared to wake up with a horse's head in their bed . . . still attached to the horse.

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blady02

I totally agree with the two comments above. She deserves everything she gets and someone please tell her or pay her to stop trying to act in movies. Our money is too hard earned to be disappointed every time we pay to see a movie with her in it! And Pittiful needs acting lessons or a fresh start outside the US!

SureShot

LOL.......i knew she'd get it in the end. Evil may win a battle but not a war! She is lier and people are starting to actually see it. Their enitire relationship is a lie. Neither are happy-pic's dont lie!. Bitch is getting everything she deserves...ohhhhh i forgot-happy birthday angie (skank) oh and by the by i throw knifes and shoot guns in real life and dont need movies to pull it off. Im not a bad looking gal either but see my daddy was not into acting so i NEVER got my BIG BREAK! then again i would never fuck a horse either. i guess it is who you sleep with...lol......

John Franks

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wild

wofl5150 must be another Jen hag searching the internet for Angelina posts so she can trash her. Brad leaving Angelina for a hot 20 yr old? Well then that would leave out Jen Aniston, the leathery looking, koala bear nose cougar, huh? Hate Angelina all you want. That's fine and you're entitled to your opinions, but don't forget there are 6 children involved in the relationship that's done nothing to your poor widdle Jen. Dick!

Puh lease.

Word!!! Jennifer Aniston fans are unfuckinbelievable!

Milo

her forehead is getting bigger and her tits smaller, what the hell!? i guess beauty doesn't last forever :-/

wofl5150

Good, I hope this evil bitch chokes on a chicken bone. Everything about this whore makes me cringe,the six kids cement, for me,how unattractive she really is. Brad had his fun with her,now its time to dump her and move on to some really young,tight, hot-assed little twenty year-old that he can fuck like crazy.Watch and see, the horse will end in her bed, banging her.

Anonymous

hahahaha u are a stupid cow..i need nothing more to say cuz the person below u already did..hahahahahaha u stupid chode!

supahshawty

You know people like you are just so sad and lonely that you need to trash on things others do better then you.. GET A LIFE.. Angie doesn't need a guy to keep her going, she can have any man she wants.. And if you know anything about Angie you would know she already had a child when her and Brad got together.. SO SUCK ON YOUR HORSE BECAUSE YOU WILL NEVER GET A CHANCE WITH A WOMEN LIKE ANGELINA..

Anonymous

Good man!!!