Madonna has her eyes on Nigeria

In case Madonna's Plan A doesn't work out in Malawi and her Plan B doesn't work out in Lesotho, News of the World claims she has a Plan C in the works: Nigeria. From the tabloid:

The star has switched her efforts from Malawi to Nigeria, making inquiries at an orphanage in the city of Kaduna about a female tot. This time round she is involving model boyfriend Jesus Luz, 22, to prove he can act as a responsible father.

A source close to the 50-year-old singer revealed: "She was distraught when her adoption failed in Malawi. At the time she blamed the fact that her relationship with Jesus made her look like she was going through some midlife crisis. But now she's looking at adoption centres in Nigeria and has got another female friend to make an initial approach to test the waters.

"She's determined not to make the same mistakes and feels that the only way to do this is to get Jesus involved from the off. Madonna is considering visiting, perhaps with Jesus, as soon as she can."

So basically no baby in Africa in safe. Madonna's determined to swoop in on some unsuspecting country in the middle of the night and steal a baby. There must be millions of kids living in fear right now, desperately trying not to fall asleep. This is exactly how legends get started. 200 years from now, wide-eyed youngsters will sit in a nervous silence as village elders recount the tale of the pasty white devil woman from the west. Parents will use her legend as a tool to keep their kids in line: "You clean your room or old-lady Madonna's coming for you in the middle of the night. She loves to steal kids with dirty rooms."

[WENN]