June 2009 NUDE!
Katie Price at Toys "R" Us in Sussex, England (6/19)
+ Beyonce forgot pants [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Mariah Carey makes a passable dude [DailyFill]
+ Amy Adams Bikini Pictures [Egotastic!]
+ Jodie Marsh has some serious cleavage [TaxiDriverMovie]
+ Eva Mendes is too fat to model [Lossip]
+ Judah Friedlander will whoop you ass in ping pong [MeetTheFamous]
+ I don't know who Pixie Lott is but she is hot as hell [NewsToob]
+ Childrens' letters to god about dead celebrities [Holy Taco]
+ Nice sand bikini (semi-NSFW) [Double Viking]
+ Sakoya Justice is your afternoon pick-me-up [F-Listed]
Megan Fox and Shia LaBeouf at the German premiere of Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen at the Potsdamer Platz Square in Berlin (6/14)
Megan Fox and Shia LaBeouf have been spending a lot of time together lately while promoting the newest Transformers film, so it comes as no surprise that he probably weaseled his way into her bed. From the New York Daily News:
Shia LaBeouf and Megan Fox are certainly fanning the gossip fires when it comes to reports they’re an item. The “Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen” co-stars (whose movie killed the competition with a $201 million five-day opening) sat side by side during a dinner with 10 pals — including director Oliver Stone — at Nobu on Thursday.Watched her like a hawk? I've actually had a judge use that same exact phrase right before he handed down my sentence. Yet the Daily News somehow makes it seem cute and innocent. Dammit, I wish they had been writing about my "situation" last year instead of the rookies that work at my local paper. I bet those veterans would have never used such a loaded term as "Panty Bandit."
"They definitely seemed into each other," says a witness, who told us that when Fox left at 10 p.m., LaBeouf followed hot on her heels. Another spy added that, while partying at a Rose’s bash in West Hollywood earlier in the week, "Shia couldn’t keep his eyes off of Megan: He literally watched her like a hawk all night."
Vanessa Minnillo at the 2009 "Step Up Women's Inspiration Awards" at the Beverly Hilton Hotel (6/5)
Spider-Man 3 star Topher Grace is the lucky winner of the "Vanessa Minnillo Rebound Sex Sweepstakes." Topher totally hit it early Sunday morning after meeting Vanessa at a party thrown by Seth MacFarlane. From RadarOnline:
. . . we saw Vanessa and Spider-Man 3 star Topher chatting. Topher then started rubbing her arm, and Vanessa whispered in his ear and they exchanged phone numbers. Before long they were on the dance floor and putting the "dirty" in dirty dancing. Vanessa took off her shoes and held them in one hand, wrapping her other arm around Topher's neck and the next thing we knew she was kissing him on the neck!It must be a nice change of pace for Vanessa to have sex with a guy and not wake up the next morning to him rifling through her purse for cab fare so he can get back to his apartment. In other news, click here to read more about washed-up former boy band stars.
In a bit of perfect timing the DJ spun 'Sex on Fire' by Kings of Leon and Vanessa turned her back to Topher, and did a super hot grind/dance while he played with her hair. The music switched to The Jackson Five's 'ABC' and that's when Vanessa and Nick, er Topher, (sorry, it's so hard to make the transition, for us, not her) starting MAKING OUT right on the dance floor!
Yup, we tried not to stare but we pretty much were staring. Ok, we were staring pretty hard. Around 1:30 a.m. Sunday they left the party -- together.
*20 Vanessa Minnillo photos total in the gallery:
Hayden Panettiere out and about in Beverly Hills (6/13)
Hayden Panettiere gets naked in her new film I Love You, Beth Cooper. But not the good kind of naked. Her back is to the camera when she drops her towel. But it might not always be like that. Hayden told E!:
"I'm cool with my body, and I'm cool running around undressed and all that stuff, but there are just certain things that not everyone needs to know, that you need to keep somehow private and personal to you. But you never know, you never know. I could be 30 years old and just be like, 'Screw it—I want to take it all off. I better take a picture of this baby before it all goes.' "There's "certain things" that Hayden doesn't want us knowing about. What could she possibly mean by that? I think we all know what a female body looks like, there's nothing that could surprise -- wait a minute, wait just a god damn minute . . . I think Hayden Panettiere has a cock!
NOTE: I told you Jeff! You owe me ten bucks dude!
Why is his face melting?
Though Michael Jackson died with debts of $500 million, it's believed his assets outweigh the debt by $200 million. Which is good news for those mentioned in his will, which surfaced yesterday. Good news for his mom Katherine, his three kids, and "one or more" charities. Wait, I didn't see his dad Joe mentioned. There must be some mistake. Maybe the Wall Street Journal can help clear up the matter:
One or two other earlier wills have emerged since Mr. Jackson's death last Thursday, according to people familiar with the situation. The Associated Press reported that Mr. Jackson's parents, Joseph and Katherine Jackson, said in a Monday court filing that they believed the singer had died without a valid will. Joseph Jackson isn't believed to be included in the most recent will.It would have been nice to be mentioned in Michael's will, but the fact of the matter is that he really doesn't need the money. If you watch the clip I posted earlier of him at the press conference yesterday, you'll notice that Joe uses phrases like "we have fans all over the world" and "we're loved all the world." With fans all over the world, Joe must have a cajillion dollars in the bank. Hell, he probably told Michael to leave him out of the will, so the charities could get more. It just seems like the sort of selfless thing he would do.
Michael Jackson, son Prince and daughter Paris, leaving Tom's Toys in Beverly Hills (5/15)
Michael Jackson never put his sperm in any of his three kids . . . wait, that sounded really bad. I mean to say he's not the biological father. And his ex-wife Debbie Rowe is not the biological mother to the two children she gave birth to, Prince in 1997 and Paris in 1998. All three kids were test tube babies. From TMZ:
Multiple sources deeply connected to the births tell us Michael was not the sperm donor for any of his kids. Debbie's eggs were not used. She was merely the surrogate, and paid well for her services in the births of Michael Jr. and Paris.Hate to say I saw this coming but I did. Just looking at their skin color and feathers, it's pretty obvious they were conceived by another man.
In the case of Prince Michael II (the youngest), we're told the surrogate was never told of the identity of the "receiving parent" -- Michael Jackson. Three days after Prince was born at Grossmont Hospital in San Diego County, Jackson's lawyer came to the hospital to pick the baby up and deliver him to Michael.
We do not know if Jackson chose the sperm or egg donors or if he even knew who they were.
Joe Jackson is still heartbroken by his son's death
Following his gut-wrenching interview Sunday at the BET Awards in which he could *barely* promote his new record label, Michael Jackson's father Joe held a news conference in Encino yesterday. Before hitting the play button, try and guess what he spends the opening 40 seconds talking about:
1. How heartbroken he is over the death of his son.
2. How his son's children are doing in the wake of their father's death.
3. Marantz Records distributed by BlueStar and Blu-ray.
Go ahead, guess. I bet you'll never get it, not even in 100 years.