Madonna = FAIL

Madonna attended the Costume Institute Gala (no, it's not a costume party) at the Met in New York last night looking like a complete jackass. At what point in her life does she realize she's not actually 16, but 50 with 3 kids and an old beat up vagina? She's like the whore version of Peter Pan.

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[WENN, Pacific Coast News]
  • Anonymous

    Seinfeld looks like he just got a whiff of a baby's diaper.

  • Acemeister79

    Talentless skank!

  • LPB

    What's she doing in Pic6? Getting ready to take leak?

  • PAZUZU

    Put her out in a field with people in white coats and she'd look like a mental patient.

  • supergreg

    haha, Seinfeld's look is priceless. It looks like he thinking "what the hell is that"?

  • Peter Pan

    Why the Peter Pan hating? She looks like ASS! Plain and simple!

  • Dean

    Have to admit...the woman looks great! Look at that face! 50???

  • Gabrielle

    Look at her arms. 50.

  • dxmanners

    What is Jerry doing at a Costume Institute Gala? Is he coming out?

  • Mr. Ed

    Bitch smells like mothballs and mouthwash, but nobody will tell her.

  • sonypspgo@gmail.com

    Hate this would-be circumutilating [b]itch. She wanted to mutilate poor adopted African son David's [p]enis just because her kooky faux-Jewish "religion" (cult!) says so. Awful. Fortunately the African country doesn't believe in MGM (male genital mutilation)!

  • snow ball

    switch to decaf

  • PAZUZU

    What next? She brings say, Miranda Ker a poisoned apple. Time to listen to the mirror on the wall,,,you're old,, accept it gracefully.


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