What the hell is wrong with these people?

Jon and Kate Gosselin

"These people" being the Gosselins, stars of Jon & Kate Plus Eight. Us Weekly pretty much confirmed last week that Jon is cheating. Now there's rumors that Kate is cheating with the family bodyguard Steve Neild. Kate told People:

"The next story coming out from the animals that stalk us is about our security person and his family. Already the allegations they're making about me are disgusting, unthinkable, unfathomable, and I am horrified.

"These are people who absolutely love us and want to see us through to the end," Kate says of Neild and his family. "Of course, both of them travel with us at times, and we've spent holidays together, because, in this situation, your circle grows smaller and smaller, and it's very natural to become friends with your manager, your publicist, your security team ... they're the only people you have left. And now they're coming under fire.

"The scary thing for me is [the tabloids] are going to take information and create a story. It's a matter of, 'When will they stop?' They're going to keep going, and they'll make up stuff to connect the dots."

I don't care if you cheat. And I don't care if you have eight kids. But you can't do both. If you do (I'm looking at you Jon and Kate), you get thrown into a pit of lava and we tell your kids you died in the war. That way, they'll at least have a fighting chance of growing up normally. Cool?

Steve

Hahaha my name is Steve Neill. How ironic that it's one letter off lol.

Nelly Bell

Let's hope neither parent continues making millions of dollars off their little kids.

It would be a wonderful thing if Jon and Kate both had to get a real life job.

Shame on TLC, Jon and Kate for ruining the lives of their eight little kids.

How humiliated the kids must be when school mates laugh and make fun of them over this mess.

Kids do that, you know.

mnrocko

If Kate ever gets a normal size penis, Jon is out of there..thats why there called "homewreakers"

HiThere

It's about time the truth came out about these frauds.

They have shamelessly exploited their children for money for 5 years now.

They have lied and deceived the public.

Just ask their ex-friends and ex-family.

All ex courtesy of Kate Gosselin.

Suzy

That's what happens when 2 losers think they can have it all by exploiting their own kids to the max....love the lava pit/died in the war thing...good one....

Daisy May

If I were Jon I would have divorced her ass a long time ago. She talks down to him and is a mean controling bitch! HEY KATE: it's called KARMA what you give is what you get returned!!!!!

8 inches

What do you mean, "These people"?

/Never go full retard.