Victoria Beckham and her Hermès Birkin bag at Heathrow airport in London (5/14)

Victoria Beckham has a collection of Hermès Birkin handbags that are worth more than most average people (e.g. bloggers) make in a lifetime. Ha Ha Ha, losers. Oh wait, that's me. Dammit. From the Daily Mail:

It has just been revealed by an American financial website that Victoria has a collection of no fewer than 100 Hermes Birkin bags, worth a total of £1.5 million ($2.3 million).

The only variant between these extravagant possessions is colour, skin and size (the smallest Birkin costs around £2,500 [$4,000]). Oh, and the addition of a three-carat diamond in the silver 'Himalayan' version she owns, which is worth £80,000 ($125,000), and one of only three in the world.

$2.3 million worth of handbags? Only five more million and Victoria will have as much [emotional] baggage as the 2025 version of Britney Spears' kids! With that much disposable money, it wouldn't surprise me if Victoria heats her fireplace with stacks of $100s, wipes her ass with fifties, and keeps David's boyfriends quiet with bills adorning Woodrow Wilson.*

*look it up

[WENN, Flynet]