Vanessa Minnillo leaving a salon in Beverly Hills (4/30)

Vanessa Minnillo and Nick Lachey are having some trouble. The National Enquirer claims that Vanessa is "auditioning" guys behind Nick's back to be her new boyfriend. The reason for the breakup is apparently the barbed wire tattoo that Nick has around his right arm. Vanessa can't stand to be with a guy who once thought that looked cool. Right? An insider told the mag:

"Nick has no clue she's been auditioning guys to be her new boyfriend. Vanessa thinks life with Nick has become dull. They've been having problems for months, growing apart and fighting over everything from Vanessa's party lifestyle to Nick's desire to settle down, get married, and start a family. Vanessa wants to get out and live while she's still young, and she's told those closest to her that she's not ready to be tied down by Nick."

Mild-mannered Nick, 35, seemed to be the last thing on Vanessa's mind during recent nights out on the town. On April 17, the good time gal flipped for a hot young guy at Beso restaurant's Kiss Lounge in Hollywood.

"Vanessa was acting very single and flirty and introduced herself to the cute, dark-haired guy," said an eyewitness. "The two hit it off, and only 15 minutes later they were cuddling and holding hands. When they guy made a reference to Nick, Vanessa said they're as good as broken up."

Well as long as she's interviewing boyfriends, I might as well submit my resume:

Goal: Your pants. On my floor. *wink*

Strengths: Conversation skills. Shiatsu Massage. Lifting impossibly heavy things over my head. Madden '09.

Weaknesses: My huge cock can be intimidating for some. Sometimes I steal.

References: Available on request.

She'd be a fool not to hire and then blow me.

[Flynet]