Twins for Jessica

Jessica Simpson performing at the "Bud & BBQ" festival in San Antonio (5/9)

I don't mean twin babies. I mean twin racks of ribs. Clearly she polished off two full racks before performing at the "Bud & BBQ" festival in San Antonio on Saturday. She named the rack she ate with her left hand "four minutes" and the one she ate with her right "three and a half minutes."

[Pacific Coast News]

Amy

Yeah so she isnt 21 anymore, get over it people. she looks a hell of alot better than alot of people out there. just a few bad pics but who hasnt had a bad pic before.

Gwenn

Damn. I wanna see what you guys all look like in real life, wondering if you are all a size 0.

cowbulls

With her football players experience it is only right that I would like to wear her like a football helmet.

whüt

Hugh Hefner is circling, a Playboy appearance is imminent.

yyess

I guess the Jenny Craig folks didn't get the message to pull her commercial

jack

still fat

yomama

HAHAHAHAHAHA

The Jessica lookalike from the Eminem video was right on.

Twitter.com/AlexMojo

Aw poor pathetic thing. I mean that in the sense of pity and not the sense of being mean... that's just a nice bonus. :-) She ditched her hubby Nick because her pimp/daddy told her she could do better and it horribly misfired. She's a failed singer, actor and her once 'Newlyweds' era body is failing horribly. She's a mess all around. Might want to drop the skimpy clothes. That body is NEVER coming back!!!

Shenanighans

The only twins I wanna see are the ones up top shes been hiding for all of these years.

www.blahgirls.com

Poor Jess. Honestly, she has a good body but wearing those Daisy Dukes and horrible shirts don't help!