by Dan the Celebman
We can all get a little bitter when some fat Hollywood producer picks a no talent bimbo "a la Heidi" off the street and makes them a star just because their face sells product. But there's a good reason why the producer does that, and the following celebs are the reason why. Some have talent, some have looks, all of them are people you don't want to bump into in a dark alley, which is ironic, because at least 4 of them live in a dark alley.
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We can all get a little bitter when some fat Hollywood producer picks a no talent bimbo "a la Heidi" off the street and makes them a star just because their face sells product. But there's a good reason why the producer does that, and the following celebs are the reason why. Some have talent, some have looks, all of them are people you don't want to bump into in a dark alley, which is ironic, because at least 4 of them live in a dark alley.
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I don't get the joke about Gibson and the "downfall of Judaism"...what has Gibson done to the Jews? What did that Nazi bastard Gibson do to hurt the feelings of the Jew? TELL ME! Holy swastika Batman! A NAZI has infiltrated Hollywood! ALARUM!ALARUM!ALARUM!ALARUM!ALARUM!
It seems EVERYONE is picking on the poor defenceless Jews and it's not funny anymore.
You people need to lay of the Jew. It is bad enough that Israel is a poor 3rd world country, with no army and stone-age technology - surrounded by Palestinians that want to steal what has clearly been Israels land for at least a billion years B.C.
BTW did you know that the first dinosaurs where Jews? I have seen a T-Rex with a yamukla in a museum somewhere. True story. In that respect the whole world belongs to the Jews. Because you know - the fucking dinosaurs fucking ruled the fucking Earth.
Now I hear Gibson is being naughty to Jews? When will it end? WHEN?
*tears* falling on my pillow
why can't I call a Jew my fellow?
my piss comes out and its all yellow
I'll leave before I get too mellow...
This message was approved by F.U.C.K.J.E.W.S
(Friendly Union of Coward Kikes in Jeans Enjoying Whale Shit).
"with no army"? Tell that to the muslims whose ass they keep kicking.
and mention that to every Israeli, each of whom has to go into the army after high school.
"This message was approved by F.U.C.K.J.E.W.S
(Friendly Union of Coward Kikes in Jeans Enjoying Whale Shit)."
Dude, THIS Jew thinks you need therapy! No one should hate an entire group of people like you do! And for the record, while you bitch and moan about Israel, you fail to realize that Jews live all over the world. I never fought in any army nor killed anyone in the name of my country. I wouldn't kill anyone for any country.
As for your clever "approved by" thing, you should be very proud that you wasted time of your day coming up with that. Rather than take your racism personally, I'll assume you're sad pathetic excuse for a person who desperately needs a hobby (and most likely needs to get laid).
Sincerely,
This Jew!
First of all, there is not such thing as "therapy", its all make-believe.
Second, I dont hate jews. I just mock them. If I hated jews I wouldnt come here and make fun of them - I would go to Israel and kill them. Honestly I dont give a shit about jews - the only thing that bothers me is that they kill innocent people. I also dont give a shit about your damn holocaust. Tens of millions of People died in WWII, some of them just happened to be jews. Why cant you deal with it without busting our balls all the time? Fucking jewish assholes.
Third, jews are not a race you fucking retard. So even if I hated jews you stil couldnt call me a racist. You call yourself a jew and you dont know that? You little fucking kike cunt. jews are a bunch of religious fundamentalists that use their religion as an excuse to steal land and kill people.
OMG! IT'S A SCIENTOLOGIST!
Really dude, your "I don't hate jews" bit is rather lame. Inconsistent with your comments thus far.
So let's establish that you're incompetent before moving on.
Kay? Good.
Now, we can also safely establish that majority of the religions/cultures have killed people. So your statement is pointless.
OH JEWS HAVE KILLED PEOPLE!
So have Christians, Satanists, Islamic, - Americans, Germans...
Fish have killed people...
So yes, Jews killed people, But so has basically any other type of human being and non-humans of a very defenseless form.
GREAT POINT!
And actually, Jews really were of a singular race for a long long time. Like everything in the end it wasn't entirely exclusive and has evolved. But the original concept was in fact more of a race that incorporated its religion than the other way around.
So the next time you pretend to be intelligent I would suggest a couple acting classes. It would do you good!
'cause making 'cool' faces in the mirror and measuring your schlong just doesn't cut it...sorry.
OMG! IT'S A SCIENTOLOGIST!
-OMG! IT'S AN ASSHOLE!
R.D.LAING PRECEDES SCIENTOLOGY, BUT YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY: IGNORANCE IS BLISS. OR IN YOUR CASE, AN ACCOMPLISHMENT.
OH JEWS HAVE KILLED PEOPLE!
So have Christians, Satanists, Islamic, - Americans, Germans...
-SAY MY NAME! SAY MY NAME!
So yes, Jews killed people, But so has basically any other type of human being and non-humans of a very defenseless form.
GREAT POINT!
-JEWS ARE A "TYPE OF HUMAN BEING"?
YOU'RE A GENIUS! JUST KIDDING. YOU'RE STILL A STUPID ASSHOLE.
And actually, Jews really were of a singular race for a long long time.
-BECAUSE AS WE ALL KNOW RACE IS A VOLATILE BIOLOGICAL TRAIT. I WAS ACTUALLY BLACK FOR A WEEK. TRUE STORY. SO JEWS WERE A SINGULAR RACE BEFORE THEY BECOME PLURAL?
So the next time you pretend to be intelligent I would suggest a couple acting classes. It would do you good!
'cause making 'cool' faces in the mirror and measuring your schlong just doesn't cut it...sorry.
-TRUST ME. JUDGING FROM WHAT YOU WROTE HERE I'M CERTAIN A BOWL OF VOMIT & SHIT IS SMARTER THAN YOU. WHICH MEANS THAT YOU'RE MORE STUPID THAN YOUR BREAKFAST.
WTF! = What a Total Fuckup!
You must be the soul of every party. What a witty comment.
I wonder what DAKK means?
Could it be that you are a
Dickless Asshole Kook Knave?
Wow, I didn't know Osama Bin Laden read Celebslam.
You should probably get yourself into therapy, it's not healthy to hate any group of people.
news.ronatvan.com/2008/03/23/708/
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For the love of humanity please stop being an idiot and go study. Do some research and see what Israel is doing to Palestinians.
Did you honestly call me a terrorist because I made fun of jews? What kind of sick, twisted mind thinks like that?
Actually, you're the idiot for bringing politics/religion into a forum which it doesn't belong. You wanna vent about your pent up rage, go talk to a shrink. This is celeb gossip site, dumbass. LOL
I didnt know Osama Bin Laden was a celebrity. I guess you're from Texas then...
LOL
I never said he was. If you're going to reply to a comment, read it first to avoid looking like a dumbass.
You mentioned Osama Bin Laden, and then you said that this is a celeb site. You do the math faggot.
Cheers.
AHAHAHAHA!!! I agree!
Fail.
He said he didn't know Osama Bin Laden READ the site.
DUH DUR DUR!
Great use of your reading skills dude!
You are officially a dumbass. :D
CHEERS!
WTF is wrong with Texas??? I am a proud Texan and don't take it too well when people talk shit about my state, and just so you know, most Texans are like that, so leave Texas out of your B.S.!!
I think Angelina Jolie should have been in the top ten, with her hugh forehead, and gigantic veins, she scares the hell out of me...
whats so scary about the Williams sisters?
I agree. Most black women have a big booty. That might not be attractive but I wouldnt go so far as to call it a scary feature. I think Rosie O or Tara R are better candidates.
The Williams sisters look like MEN. They should be called the Williams brothers. Serena is built like a man and has very strong and manly facial features, the same goes for Venus. Both of them look like two trannies. Now thats SCARY.
they are ugly as hell and look like dudes!! ha ha
The list is not very good - there are lots of scarier celebs out there. Looks like this was thrown together in a fit of boredom. It's neither interesting nor amusing. Stick to the celeb gossip.
Having sex with Amy Winehouse would be like fucking a box of wire coat-hangers!
Let's see ... being a Star Trek fan, or being the millionth hipster wannabe who writes snarky comments about celebrities online, imagining they are much more clever than they really are.
Poor Gary Busey...he has been marginally bats for most of his life, but that last motorcycle accident really launched him out there.
"Saturn approaching...make a sharp left!"
Too bad. Some of his earlier work was very good. See "Big Wednesday," "Barbarosa," and "The Buddy Holly Story."
what? no Madonna? She looks like she's leading a zombie army.
she looks more like Ass Spice!
one word "Aroooroo!"
Where's Sarah Connor?
Amy Winehouse is one bad TransFrankenfreak i've ever seen. Is this God telling us that the end is near? Hope So!
Walking, breathing arguments for lifeguards at the gene pool.
I can't believe you left Tom Cruise off the list! He's a megalomaniac control freak psycho. I can't believe that guy still makes movies that people watch.
Tom Cruise is a good actor. (see interview with a vampire)
He's just a crazy ass human being. ~coughscientologistcough~
But yes, as a man, he need be on this one fairly close to the top.
I believe she is sought after to model gorilla suits.
OH MY GOD!!!!! Why is Joan Rivers not here???? She looks like she has a halloween mask on of herself cause she has 5 tons of botox in her face and it wont move....no expression...not to mention shes a cruel,cold,fake BIOTCH!!!!! oh,and fuck you jew haters....and IM FROM TEXAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
right on!! i am from the great state of Texas also!!
I think it's very very funny and sarcastic....and I couldn't agree with you more about quentin,he does have a serial killer look :)
The Williams sisters look like MEN. They should be called the Williams brothers. Serena is built like a man and has very strong and manly facial features, the same goes for Venus. Both of them look like two trannies. Now thats SCARY.
If you want more info on the dinosaurs ask Gary Busey or Tom Jones.
Mow Rons
Quentin Tarantino looks like beeker from the muppet show....
Hilarious post. you have been nominated for a BoB award where top prize wins $1000.
Joan and Melissa Rivers should replace the Williams sisters. and Omarosa can replace Khloe.
There is a rumor in my family of Lithuanian and Slovenia immigrants. A rumor that Roman Polanski is our third cousin. Well unless I travel (and it would be tragic to not connect with our own flesh and blood [if the rumors are true]) I'll never meet him. One thing for me and my siblings that remains a constant- with our flare for the dramatic and interest in the subject of Hollywood- one man stands alone to us post college student siblings: Quentin Tarantino. The always sweet, wired-in life interviewee does not have the personality of a serial killer, now or ever. Why would you even print this bullshit? Insulting talent like his insults his audience as well. Are you hoping that could...perhaps plant a completely unfounded seed to create a fear in the actor/director/writer? Is that jealousy?
In all interviews Tarantino has given (that I have seen) his charisma flies off the screen. The man has an admirable passion for film making that I only wish could be packaged and sold. Also, oddly enough in such a competitive business as Hollywood, the famous director comes off as very polite, sincere, with an enthusiasm for life that is infectious. This man loves life; and his zest for the smallest topic or the grandest choir is always a pleasure to overhear him speak about. 'To inspire' is Greek for 'breath life' into another. Tarantino never fails in that quest. He generates such energy, I only wish the best for him. In time he will be cemented as one of the greats. Like my 3rd cousin, but hopefully without the scandal.
As on a personal note, thanks for the inspiration. We both grew up on 1980's shows. That's for the respect and the recognition. In me, you have a fan for life. Go set the world on fire through your films.
Al Pachino, you missed him. Sadly Courtney Love- poor girl. Rush Limbaul (sp?)Every thing that's wrong with America is totalled in Rush.
Don't fight over Religion- it's for fools if you believe in those hokey stories, customs, and hatred.
I definitely agree about the Williams sisters -- women who are strong and good at sports are terrifying and really need to cut it out. They make my wiener feel teeny-tiny.
LEAVE MICHAEL ALONE ITS HIS OWN FUCKIN LIFE GOD DAMMIT I HATE DHIS SHIT I HATE THESE KINDA SITES SAYIN SHID BOUT CELEBS QUIT IT SHIT DF IS WRONG WIT YOU SAYIN SHIT BOUT MICHAEL OH FUCK NO.
If you hate these kinds of sites then why the fuck are you on one?
michael jackson was a fuckin child molestor, and a fuck weirdo!!! his face was always changing for the worse, he asked for the drugs so he could get some sleep then he died, the dumbass got what he wanted and not to mention deserved, now parents don't have to worry about him molesting any more kids. his death was not a homicide, they just don't want the truth to come out that he loved his pills and don't want his name slammed, well too fuckin late Jack-O...u you weird fuck!
It's a foregone conclusion and basically just a matter of time before, Gary Busey is involved in some sort of ritual killing. Apparently believing that his own head is nature's motorcycle helmet. Cocaine, alcohol and drug abuse. His quasi-apocalyptic style rant/chant/prayers that sound like something, David Koresh probably preached to his, Branch Dividians before setting fire to the Texas compound. ANd most likely, the unconfirmed voices in his head that direct his every move. It all adds up to Gary wandering down, Melrose, in the wee pre-dawn hours, naked, covered in blood that's not his own, proclaiming himself to be, The Hand of God. I love that fuckin' guy!
"look, i'm gary busey. i'm frequently aggressive in situations that don't call for it."
This list can't be complete withou Micky Rourke.
http://z.about.com/d/crime/1/0/u/Z/rourke_micky.jpg
I love the Hogans, they rule!!
hmm...why the hell isn't carrot top in here? he's so fucking creepy. specifically his super-plucked eyebrows (i bounce a quarter off them), his caca-colored tanner, the fact that he obviously wears some kind of make-up (and lots of it), and most of all his six-pack and bulging muscles which is completely unexpected, unnecessary, and ridiculous. oh...then there's his hair. i don't have a problem with curls or redheads (i'm one myself), but he ties it up weird. like when he gathers a big handful of hair and ties it in a half ponytail on the top of his head. makes him look like he has a fountainhead with his hair spewing forth in every direction from the very top of his head. i've seen a lot of toddlers with the same hairstyle, so that's creepy too.
god i hate these people. they are a true symbol of everything i and everyone else hates about america. they really are all creepy in their special ways. brooke has weak tuck game.
i had no clue that was tom jones. the picture of him looks like a mug shot of a hardened criminal.
i wouldn't say michael jackson is scary ss so much as tragic...and pathetic. i thought this about him even before he died.
i don't think amy winehouse is scary either. just extremely self-destructive and tragic as well.
Quentin Tarentino looks like a bi-sexual/gay serial killer. Just listen to the guy talk? If Hollywood thinks this dude has a great and creative mind, then that shows you what's wrong with Hollywood, Brad Pitt! He is a freak show! Seriously, a judge on American Idol? Fuck, he can't sing and needs to be in a straight jacket! His films suck as bad as he does. Sure, his "creative mind" is more like twisted, wierd and just plain stupid.
Hey, Jesse, yeah you. the one posting about "wealthy singles.com." There's always one of you on these posts boasting about that site. Look at the types you'd get by looking at these wealthy celebs. You deserve Gary Busey or maybe Quentin Tarentino, you ass!