Tila Tequila (leaving Koi restaurant last month) and Ray J

Two of the biggest no-talent, attention-whoring-ass-clowns in Hollywood are dating. Tila Tequila announced on her blog yesterday that she's dating rapper Ray J (probably most well known as being the other half of the Kim Kardashian sex tape). I'll assume the two met some recent night at a club. I'll also assume formal introductions weren't done until the following morning when they woke up next to each other. From Tila's blog:

Hey ya'll,

So there have been SO SO SO SO many rumors about me dating P.Diddy, Tyrese, to anyone you could possibly think of!  So I am taking to my blog to clear up all them rumors ok? I am not dating anyone of those guys, although they are all very close friends and I have the upmost respect for them.....however......my secret boyfriend......that I have been trying to keep on the hush hush for soooo long.......is.........are you guys ready????  My real boyfriend is RAY J!!!!!  Yes.....we've been dating for a while but didn't want the media to find out cuz it's nobody's business, but since all these other random rumors starting poppin up that I'm dating so, and so, I finally felt that I needed to tell the world that rumors are NOT TRUE!!!!

My baby is Ray J.....and no man has made me feel so loved and so happy in such a long time.  We really do love each other and I am so happy to have FINALLY met someone who treats me with respect and love.  He is so sweet to me and makes me melt everytime I see him.......I love my baby......so there you have it! Tila Tequila is officially dating Ray J!!!!!! I think we make the cutest couple....dont you?????  And this video that I posted earlier tonight was for him so he would hurry up and come over to see his wifey:
Of course these two are dating -- it just makes economic sense. Why buy your Valtrex at Wal-Mart when you can buy in bulk at Costco and save a shitload of money? But Ray J might want to start rethinking this relationship if Tila's already referring to herself as "wifey." Because over the years I've learned that there is only one thing rappers fear more than condoms and books: committed relationships.

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[Mavrixonline, WENN]
  • suzanne

    hi baby i have left some message for and i need your ogent reply soon.thanks may the almighty father in heaven bless you in everything you d;.

  • jessica

    well i thought ray j was daiting coattail off his show for the love of ray j and tila was daiting a girl named kayla from a shot at love with tila tequela

  • Summerchild

    Lmaoo...wow...but wat really happened to Cocktail? (i never liked her anyway)

    This is an interesting couple...it wont be long until the sex tapes start coming...

  • george jetson

    our president is a nigger. but he's cool a cool nigger. i'm gay.

  • D-chi

    Aw, poor Cocktail. She was a cutie! I knew those VH1 shows were beyond fake and staged like a beast.

    Good luck, Tila and Ray.

  • ana....

    what happened to cocktail seriously??/

    it was all fake ! fucking shows

  • Whitney

    I'm pretty sure his dick has more girth than her waist. Not to mention a few inches taller than her....hahahhaha. Wow. I'd bang him tho.

  • to all recist comments

    i think they look cute together, im glad ray dicking down all the asian, white, and whateva else is in line, get em'Ray!!

  • to all racist comments

    i think they make a cute couple, he is a successful singer dicking down all the asian and white chicks, Get em' Ray!!!

  • hahahahah

    His schlong is like twice the size of her.

  • asif

    To the losers who love so spit racial slurs on the net, I dare your punk azzes to run up to the biggest black dude and say the same shyte you net cowards posted on online!

  • jeffsays

    Maybe this time he will keep the camera on the chick. Stupid bastard ruined a perfectly good sex tape.

  • WTF


    What happened to "Cocktail"..?

  • Toni

    Ray J is not a Rapper. Obviously a white person wrote this lol!!! He is a R&B singer ... duh! Rappers fear committed relationships... Jay-Z, DJ D-Nice, Will SMith (corny, but still was a rapper), Snoop Dogg, Ice Cube, MC Hammer, Dr. Dre ... Puhlease! men in general have a prob with committment... a nigger and a chink slut probably would make beautiful babies! more power to them lmao!!!

  • 8 inches

    Rapper. R&B Singer. You say tomato, I say "Shut the fuck up geek".

  • Anonymous

    hahaha, 8, you're hilarious.

  • DMZ


    What a fitting pair, a Fucking Slut and a

    Fucking Nigger! Go for it assholes!!!


  • SummerBreeze

    Wow...this comment is really unnecessary

    Need i remind you that our 44th president is an African American (thats the proper term)

    Try to be a lil bit more RESPECTFUL...besides i dnt think u wanna walk up into Brooklyn or Queens using that word...Someone will most definitely hurt u (and thats putting it in a nice way)

  • Anonymous

    U stupid muthafuckin bitch ass honky cracka!! Cumin from da most racist person since George Bush, u need to shut the fuck up! U jus mad yo crackhead, cracka ass can't git no big black nigga dick!!!! Mutha fucka!!

  • Anonymous

    Haha I wouldnt let a nigger touch me with a 50-foot pole. See, I am WHITE, and unlike niggers, (most) whites have self-respect, class, and just know better than to race-mix. The ones that don't are just garbage and we don't want them...so basically, all those white chicks that fuck niggers are our unwanted garbage, so you can have them. Must be fun to get the scraps off the white man's table, no wonder you nigs are so pissed all the time. I'd be pissed too if I was too goddamned dumb to provide for myself and my family..but go ahead, blame it on whitey. We're too busy succeeding to care WHAT you think, and I know I'd rather have a white man who provides for me, respects me, and loves me than a deadbeat with a huge dick and 50 illegitimate kids. Also, AIDS isn't all that appealing to me, and my white man has a huge dick so whatever.

    Oh, and Obama only got elected because a bunch of white guilt liberal race traitors gave him their pity votes. Affirmative action and white guilt got him a first term, but he won't get a second, which will be the best damn thing to ever happen to this country. All you have to do is LOOK at him and his actions to see how goddamned dumb he is. The presidency is for WHITE MEN ONLY, thanks, no others need apply.

    And the W-bashing is SOOO KEWL AND TOPICAL...NOT! W was a great president, he must have been if he pissed off the liberal niggerloving scum so much that they're STILL bashing him! LOVE YOU, George W. Bush!

  • debra

    You are an ignorant racist jerk. Exactly what impact does their union have on you? None! The answer is NONE. Let it go . . . and grow up.

  • Mr. Ed

    The sex tapes should be on sale soon.

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