Jesus Luz and Madonna at the Met Costume Institute Gala in New York (5/4)
I don't know how much Madonna is paying her boyfriend to say this shit but it's not enough. He needs a raise, like, yesterday. From the Daily Mail:
[WENN, Flynet]
I don't know how much Madonna is paying her boyfriend to say this shit but it's not enough. He needs a raise, like, yesterday. From the Daily Mail:
Jesus Luz has spoken for the first time about his on/off lover Madonna, saying she is 'beautiful' and has 'no visible faults'. In an interview with Brazilian television, the model heaped praise on the singer, but insisted they are just friends.Madonna "beautiful"? I'm no doctor, but it sounds as if Jesus has caught a case of AnnaNicoleSmithitis. It's a fairly common disease typically found in the Southern California region. Symptoms include: dating someone more than twice your age, confusing a wealthy person's bank account with their appearance, and convincing one's self that they still have a soul. Fortunately for those that have become infected, there is one known remedy: their partner's funeral service.
He said: "Madonna is beautiful, a person full of positive energy, with no visible faults. I found her marvelous. Her personality also impressed me. She is a person I admire a lot, a friend in my life, who I remain in contact with. But apart from that I cannot say more."
I know fashion is a big thing in Hollywood. But come on what the hell was she thinking walking out of the house looking like that???
Watch out for your pee-pee, Jesus. You're a sexy young naive Hispanic man with long, luscious foreskin down to your knees. She's a middle-aged, thrice-divorced, currently single, washed up, STD-riddled, past (?) drug-using WHORE who belongs to a CULT faux Jewish "religion. She may want you circumcised. Tsk.
I wish this Italian,bag-o-bones, shriveled-up,crypt-keeper would shave her moustache and go the fuck away!
Ewwww. What girl would want to be with a guy that still had his foreskin? That's gross!
'Slam, I usually agree and laugh at most of your posts.
However, in this case I must protest. Madonna is actually in real life, a really, really impressive person, intelligent and beautiful.
Yes, she is not 20 anymore, but let me be clear on this; she is not a 50-year old either.
Thanks for the excellent blog! ;-D