Phil Spector sentenced to 19 years in prison

Phil Spector was sentenced to 19 years to life today for the murder of actress Lana Clarkson. The sentence finally ends the six-year legal ordeal which began with the music producer's arrest in 2003 and featured a mistrial along the way. When asked to comment on the sentence, Spector's new cell mate -- an imposing black dude with an impossibly huge cock -- started smiling.

NOTE: Spector is being given credit for 47 days time served, which gives him 18 years, 318 days, to plan his Memorial Day 2028 party. Can't wait!