Natalie Portman at the Apple Store in New York (4/23)
Natalie Portman is fed up with the lies -- she's denying rumors that I don't have a huge cock. No, wait, that was my sexy imagination typing. She's actually denying rumors (here and here) that she hooked up with Sean Penn. She told Us Weekly:
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Natalie Portman is fed up with the lies -- she's denying rumors that I don't have a huge cock. No, wait, that was my sexy imagination typing. She's actually denying rumors (here and here) that she hooked up with Sean Penn. She told Us Weekly:
"Sean Penn is a friend and colleague. The reports that we are romantically involved are completely untrue. I normally do not respond to rumors about my private life, however, this repeatedly fabricated story has forced me to do so."Amazing that Natalie let this spread for so long before issuing a statement. If I was in her position, I would have been denying these rumors faster than that Ahmadinejad dude from Iran denies the Holocaust. I'd rather have people believe I fucked Al Roker than that commie Sean Penn.
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