Natalie Portman at the Apple Store in New York (4/23)

Natalie Portman is fed up with the lies -- she's denying rumors that I don't have a huge cock. No, wait, that was my sexy imagination typing. She's actually denying rumors (here and here) that she hooked up with Sean Penn. She told Us Weekly:
"Sean Penn is a friend and colleague. The reports that we are romantically involved are completely untrue. I normally do not respond to rumors about my private life, however, this repeatedly fabricated story has forced me to do so."
Amazing that Natalie let this spread for so long before issuing a statement. If I was in her position, I would have been denying these rumors faster than that Ahmadinejad dude from Iran denies the Holocaust. I'd rather have people believe I fucked Al Roker than that commie Sean Penn.

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  • Anonymous

    I agree with WTF! too. The Jews are not the only ones that have suffered, MILLIONS of people have been killed because of their race and/or religion throughout history. You are either Jewish and have been brainwashed since birth to believe you are the most important group of people on the planet, or you simply believe the propaganda that has been shoved in your face because corporate America is run of Jews and they have a lot of influence on the government of this country.



    And btw, I'm not sure whey this argument even started since all WTF! was doing was clarifying Ahmadinejad's comment.

  • Everyone likes their asshole l

    ^^^^^^^Is also WTF.

  • WTF!

    FAIL!



    At least you get to lick my asshole.

    Lucky you...

  • daaa

    WTF! - I comletely agree with you!

  • WTF!

    I'd rather have people believe I fucked Al Roker than that commie Sean Penn.

    ^

    lol - Nice one!



    Ahmadinejad never denied the holocaust - he never said it did not occur - he only questions the historical significance of the holocaust (which admitently is minor). Also, he said that it is not right for israel to opress the Palestinians because of the crimes the Nazi commited against the jews.

    In the grand picture of WWII the jew did not suffer as much as they want us to believe. IMO the Ruskies suffered more, sacrificed more and accomplished more than anyone else.



    Read "The holocaust Industry" by N.Finkelstein.



    BTW Natalie is luvely!

  • Obama Bin Biden

    You are an idiot. Seriously. No really, seriously. Do society a favor and have a vasectomy...I'll even schedule the appointment for you.

  • WTF!

    The Soviets and the Chinese lost in total about 45 million people. Why make such a fuss about a couple of million jews? The idea of the holocaust is insulting to the rest of the countries that fought and lost so many men, women and children.

    Why the fuck do jews deserve more respect or sympathy than everyone else?



    Can you please answer me this you fucking hill-billy inbred piece of shit? Seriously. No really, seriously.

  • Obama Bin Biden

    The Chinese and the Soviets were "nations at war". Jews were a RACE of people that were systematically exterminated - not because of a war they fought in.



    I find it humorous that you call me a "hill-billy inbred piece of shit" and yet you're the one spouting nonsense.



    I'm still not quite sure you are serious, but must assume you are from another country other than the United States.

  • WTF!

    jews are not a race - I like the fact you have capitalized the word race because it shows what an idiot you are.

    You can choose to be a jew, you cannot choose your race. jews are followers of Judaism - one of the Abrahamic religions. Unless you are willing to accept Christians and Muslims as distinct races as well, I suggest you rethink your jew bullshit propaganda.

    At least you acknowledge that jews stood idle waiting to be rescued while the rest of the world died in battlefields or in city bombings.

    It's exactly because the Soviets and the Chinese were nations at war that they deserve respect (for fighting). Even more respect is due to the Ruskies for winning WWII. I sympathise more with their loss exactly because they did something to save their asses and the rest of the worlds.



    What a fucking jew tool you are.



    PS. I just noticed that Natalie has a very nice mic holding technique...

  • Obama Bin Biden

    Wow.

  • WTF!

    *admittedly



    o_0


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