Mickey Rourke is getting a new face

It's Christmas in July for Mickey Rourke! Why July? That's when he's flying down to Argentina to get a new face. Plastic surgery in South America? Gee, what could possibly go wrong? From Momento24:

"Mickey Rourke will come to Argentina at the end of July," confirmed Dr. Cristian Pérez Latorre, surgeon, who spoke with Momento24. "For the moment, we maintained telephone contact. He contacts to us across a friend and patient that I had and she lives there. [Mickey] has a problem similar as Priscilla Presley, a facial surgery with silicon grafts very badly realized and not only that, but his nose must be reconstructed."

"All his face will be reconstructed, we will remove everything he has been done before until now and will do the work again. His face is inflated. We will do a nose correction, a lift correction and a reconstructive surgery with laser. In 48 hrs he will recover and for a few weeks his face will be inflamed and in 30 days he will be able to show a perfect face."

Parts of his body are going to be completely rebuilt with high tech lasers and drastic reconstructive surgery? It sounds like Mickey is being turned into the Six Million Dollar Man . . . if the Six Million Dollar Man was a vain, self-absorbed, over-the-hill actor. If Mickey didn't learn his lesson after his first surgery when he came out looking like a burn victim, he better not be too upset this time when he ends up looking like someone even worse: Jocelyn Wildenstein Perez Hilton.

[WENN]