Mickey Rourke nailed this

Eugenia Volodina

Don't doubt for a second that famous people -- no matter what they look like -- can pretty much bang whoever they want. Above is Eugenia Volodina, a 24-year-old Victoria's Secret model. Eugenia ran into 56-year-old Mickey Rouke at the Bijoux Lounge in New York on Tuesday night. And then started making out with him two seconds later. Just one Oscar nomination. That's all I'm asking for God. Pretty please? From the Daily Mail:

It appears it was lust at first sight for the pair as she grabbed his thigh and he got her in a headlock before they started kissing passionately in front of their friends. The actor, who was sporting white highlights in his tousled hair, was in his element as he partied with a bevy of significantly younger models at the Bijoux Lounge in the Big Apple's Meatpacking district.

Observers of the sleazy scene were left to wonder exactly what was going on. Mickey was introduced to the Vogue cover girl Eugenie by KyKy Cornille, the owner of the Bijoux Lounge, a frequent celebrity haunt.

If Mickey wasn't famous, he would have been lucky to get the word "Mickey" out -- as in "Hi, I'm Mickey Rourke" -- before being pepper-sprayed. It really is amazing what being in movies can do for someone. I actually wrote a research paper about it when I was in college. I found that every Oscar nomination a man receives is equivalent to adding two inches to your penis and another pack to your abs. In a chick's mind, fucking someone like Jack Nicholson is basically like fucking Secretariat.

Caz

Well lets see what Eugenia is doing when SHE is Mickey Rourke's age.

Yes, he is strange looking, but I like it. And yes, he scares small children, but obviously not enough to keep them off his rod!

I LOVE YOU MICKEY ROURKE! GO BOY!!!!

Stephen

The only thing nastier than Mickey Rourke is the stuff that I had to scrape off the bathroom floor when I installed a new toilet. I can only hope Eugenia has been washed down with bleach since she entertained Mickey. That's how I cleaned the bathroom floor during that new toilet deal.

Hannah

And to think there was a time when he was so fucking hot... How in the hell??

Bartley Della

Well the singer Seal, did pretty good for himself, he marriage a beautiful model, and it wasn't about look, they both come from different back ground, where look is not everything.

He has good heart and she also, They spend time balancing a career and taking care of families.

So please layoff Mickey Rouke and keep your comments to yourself.

He's doing his thing, and I find him to be a great actor.

So don't base everything on look, I find that to be only in america.

Stephen

Mickey Rourke is just plain nasty. He frightens small children and pets equally.

Anne

Dude he's so CREEPY. I can't look at him, how can she kiss him. blaaaaahhhh

Is she half blind or something?

Some models are DUMB and lonely!!!

fsafsaf

Deuce, you're so fuckin' Money! and you don't even know it!!

Said Rohi

You ape a buttiful woman please send for me afew full sexul photo

vito

Mickey Rouke...now there's a guy who should have been on the 10 Scariest Celebrities List. The dude has been graduated from "sort of freaky" to "summa cum fucked up" and looks like something that just exited a rotten old tree trunk.

Just the thought of him banging this beauty is enough to make me revisit my fried chicken dinner.

Deuce

So you're telling me I have a chance.

jack

What the fuck... if this is not a whore attitude, than I'm stopping using photoshop on the models butts.

Erin

not lucky john doe, RICH!

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gross..

Ann

I think she just got what she wanted. People are talking about her.

Jon

She has horrible taste in men. Rourke is one ugly motherfucker.

John Doe

Mickey lucky bastard! This has to be one of the most gorgeous gals on earth!

AHHHH HAHAHA

fuck man, I'm about to MAKE my own Oscar and just carry it around with me to NYC this summer! This is AWESOME! The only fucking thing I'm wondering is why that dick-sucking little faggot of a high school career guidance councelor of mine dropped the ball on this and didn't just explain in terms as above here* why I should stay in drama class and persue and acting career?!?!!?

PAZUZU

Holy crap she's hot. Pictures 1&2 make Kim Kardassian look like a fat ugly hag,,,,oh that's right she is a fat ugly hag. Go Mickey!!!

WTF!

If people who think "all women are whores" need "serious psychological help"...

What does Ms.Volodina need?*

Anyway, I'm probably wrong. Eugenia has obviously fallen head over heels for Mick's great looks and captivating, gentle personality. Oh well, love works in mysterious ways...

*{Apart from Mick's dick up her ass and a $10,000 check for her exquisite services}