Mel’s girlfriend is cashing in
Mel Gibson and Oksana Grigorieva
Mel Gibson’s girlfriend Oksana Grigorieva is set to cash in once she pops out his baby — to the tune of 10 million bucks. She’s basically carrying a winning lottery ticket in her womb right now. To recap, this kid hasn’t even gotten rid of his tail yet and he’s already worth more than me. Kill self? From Bill Zwecker the Chicago Sun Times:
On Friday, I learned Gibson also has agreed to pay Grigorieva $10 million, ‘‘the moment her baby is born, and not one second beforehand.’’ In addition, the singer — who developed her relationship with Gibson after signing with the record label he owns — will be guaranteed $40,000 per month in child support until the kid is 18.
On top of that all of the child’s educational expenses — including private elementary and high school costs, plus undergraduate college expenses — will be paid by Gibson.
If the couple do marry, I also understand a preliminary prenuptial agreement is in place that would pay Grigorieva an additional $25 million, with the stipulation being she would not be entitled to any other claim on Gibson’s fortune or potential estate if they are married at the time of this death.
Ambition, drive, and work ethic. Apparently those traits are for
suckers. If you really want to become wealthy, you just need to follow
three simple steps: 1. Sleep with an old rich dude, 2. Tell him
you’re on the pill, 3. Profit. With so much money on the line, at this
point Oksana’s probably praying for just one thing: that she gives
a healthy baby triplets.