Jessica and Jerry Seinfeld at the Tribeca Film Festival last year
Apparently not satisfied with destroying her own marriage, Madonna is now attempting to break up Jerry and Jessica Seinfeld's as well. I swear, I will never understand why Madonna has a reputation of being an overbearing bitch. I think it may be because she's an overbearing bitch. A friend of the couple's told the National Enquirer:
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Apparently not satisfied with destroying her own marriage, Madonna is now attempting to break up Jerry and Jessica Seinfeld's as well. I swear, I will never understand why Madonna has a reputation of being an overbearing bitch. I think it may be because she's an overbearing bitch. A friend of the couple's told the National Enquirer:
"Jerry's wife Jessica is suddenly spending a lot of her time with Madonna and her new toyboy Jesus Luz, and Jerry is freaked out! He doesn't like Jessica staying out until all hours of the night and meeting people he doesn't know. He's afraid Madonna is corrupting her.Jerry has nothing to worry about -- I'm sure Madonna's a wonderful influence on his wife. So what if Jessica comes home one day spouting religious nonsense and bench pressing a Ford Taurus. That's what the joy of marriage is all about. Like the good book says, "For richer or poorer, in sickness and in health, through mind numbing cults and steroid induced rages." Amen.
"Jerry hates going out, and up until now, Jessica was mostly a homebody too, spending their evenings coming up with new recipes. But Madonna thinks Jessica needs to have some fun in her life. She's taken her under her wing, and it's making control-freak Jerry nuts. He thinks she could be a bad influence on Jessica, but others are telling Jerry he should let his wife have a little fun."
ARGH! I *hate* that middle-aged, thrice-divorced, currently-single, washed-up, past drug-using WHORE Madonna!!!!!!!!!
I bet she's trying to abduct Jewish Jessica into her faux-Jewish "religion"/cult!
She tried to mutilate the genitals of her poor African-adopted son David. Only fortunately, the country doesn't practice that awful mutilation over there and would *never* have OK'd the adoption if they knew of her savage intent.
Madonna is BAD for society. Her becoming another Natasha Richardson could have only *helped* the world! :-( Sadly, we're "saddled" w/ her (every pun intended). Hate her, hate her, hate her!
But I wish her well. :-)
Well, Jerry stole Jessica from her husband the week after she returned from her HONEYMOON!!! She's not exactly a paragon of virtue, now is she?
Madonna is washed up? I don't think so. Losers like you have been saying this for 25 years. In 2009, Madonna has continued to dominate her industry. Sold out tour - check. Inducted into the rock and roll hall of fame - check. Get your facts straight.