Lindsay Lohan in Maui (4/30)

Or "not doing great" according to anyone without the last name "Lohan." Lindsay's about as unstable right now as the element francium. Science joke! Nerd high five! From the National Enquirer:

Lindsay Lohan's emotional roller coaster kept partygoers walking on eggshells [last month]. The troubled actress was all laughs when she left Bardot nightclub in Hollywood for her invite-only after-party at her house -- but sat in a corner bawling after partygoers arrived! (Print Edition - 5/4)

If Lindsay's acting skills were as dramatic as her mood swings, she might actually be employed these days. With her emotions fluctuating so wildly, there can only be one logical explanation for her rollercoaster ride from joy to anguish at this party: drugs it was that time of the month. If true, we can assume one thing happened that night -- Sam Ronson ended up with a "clown face." I'm sorry, that was pretty disgusting.

[Flynet]