Josh Brolin and Diane Lane at a cafe in Brentwood (4/1)

Josh Brolin is probably cheating on his wife Diane Lane (pic here). Either that or he's just really, really outgoing with how he greets people. Think open mouth kisses instead of handshakes. From In Touch Weekly:

On May 21, Josh, who is on location in New Orleans filming Jonah Hex, partied at the Royal Street Inn with local Melissa Green — then took her back to another location to hang out at 11:35 p.m. The next morning, at 7:23 a.m., "They left together," a witness tells In Touch. "Josh looked like he hadn’t slept at all. She was wearing the same outfit as the night before and looked embarrassed."

Melissa, 30, came to the bar at 10:30 p.m., wearing sexy short shorts and boots. Even though the two were surrounded by people at the bar, "Melissa sat in his lap, and they were kissing each other on the mouth," the witness reveals. "He nibbled her ears and was caressing her. He was tickling her as she wrapped her legs around him. They looked a little too close for comfort." An hour later, his driver took Josh (whose rep strongly denies the story) and Melissa to a private location. "They didn’t seem to have a care in the world," the witness adds.

Not a care in the world? Apparently someone's never heard of a little thing called global warming. I hate to be the one to have to tell you this Josh, but it's a half degree warmer than it was 50 years ago. Disaster is looming just two to three hundred years on the horizon. Good luck sleeping tonight

[Flynet]