Jesse McCartney can be this picky? Really?

Jesse McCartney leaving h.wood nightclub in West Hollywood (4/22)

I am very uncomfortable living in a world where Jesse freaking McCartney can be this picky with hot chicks. From the National Enquirer:

No blondes allowed! That was Jesse McCartney's rules at h.wood on April 14. He told his pals to gather up as many hotties as possible to join them at their table, with one one stipulation - he only wanted to hang with brunettes! (Print Edition - 5/4)

I officially hate life. In the real world, a guy like Jesse McCartney is getting his lunch money stolen by bullies well into his 30s. In Hollywood, he basically gets to do the equivalent of order hot chicks off a menu. Should he go for the double steak sandwich (Megan Fox) or the ketchup packet (Kirsten Dunst)? Tough call.

[Pacific Coast News]

Anonymous

This is absurd. First of all Jesse is not gay.

Whoever said Jesse doesn't blondes has been living under a rock. HELLO! May I remind you that he dated Katie for three years and she's blonde. So how is that statement true? People need to stop being so gullible. Where is this interview wher Jesse clearly states that he doesn't date blondes? Don't have one? Exactly, then don't judge.

sierra

okay first off hes not gay he was just really happy! okay and your just jealous that hes better than you!! an he dated kaite and she wasn't a brunette, but whatever. im a brunette Jesse, date me baby! i love you Jesse McCartney<33 always and forever!!!!!

Anonymous

For one, he's not gay.

Obviously. And i find this hard to believe.

I mean, Jesse dated a blonde.. so whatever..

idk

anyways, i'm a brunette Jesse

:)

Meghan D

Holy fuck, who the fuck would say such a thing? Your just jealous cause your not famous or hot like Jesse! Jesse is the most amazing guy on this planet! He is so down to earth, from what i've heard! [baha]. Jesse is not or has ever been gay! People just like passing around stupid rumors about famous people so they can get heard! So in the near future, if you wanna spread a rumor about Jesse or any other famous person out there, make sure it's true first before you spread it, okk thanks! (:

I love you Jesse Abraham Arthur McCartney!(:

Kristin

He's totally not gay first off. He's drop dead goregous. He is totally a somebody. He's getting so much more up there then he used to be! He's gone from teeny popstar, now he's working with Luda and Tpain Sean Garrett. He's just awesome. I've been a fan for 10 years. He's just getting better and better every year.

Megan

he looks HOT in these pics.Jesse im Brunette date me?!haha =]

Logan Miller

Yeah. That's the problem. They all grew up and realized the truth. And it's NOT like he had long-running following where the current grows up and a new crop discovers. He's over. Just a struggling... uh, nobody. Not quite a musician, not quite an actor.

If they ever do a new 'Queer As Folk', he might have a shot at acting again.

Anonymous

Jesse had all of the pre-teen girls fooled for a long time.

KJIH-TV

Yep. You got it! He likes his In The Navy playmates to be brunettes or redheads. I also hear he's into anal bleaching so their butt holes are "bunny nose pink". Picky, picky, bordering on OCD there, Jesse. ;-)

"...Y-M-C-A. It's fun to go to the Y-M-C-A..."

Anonymous

Dude looks extra extra EXTRA gay in these photos.

Winkie Dinkie Dog

I'm assuming all of the brunette hotties were men, huh? You know I'm right!