John Mayer leaving the Hotel Cafe in Hollywood (5/6)

We have a new entry into the "Lamest Celebrity Pickup Line" contest*: "Let me tuck you in." John Mayer unleashed that doozy recently on rising pop star Jessie James (this chick here and here). James told WFAN's Boomer & Craig (via the New York Post):

"He had someone send for me [from] across the room. He had a bunch of girls with him and he said, 'We should [all] go back to my apartment.' " She said Mayer left first to avoid the paparazzi, and when they got to Mayer's apartment, "We were all hanging out and everyone started to gradually leave. It was just he and I at this point. I told him, 'I need some taxi money, I'm gonna go home now.' " Mayer asked James for her number and she gave it to him before leaving. She recalled, "He texted me throughout the entire night while I was at the hotel room," leaving messages like, "Let me tuck you in. I want to see you."

John's doing it wrong. When you're a famous singer with millions of dollars, you don't text a woman innuendos about sex. You just pay her to perform it. Seriously, if I had as much money as John Mayer (which is apparently enough to not care about being a complete douchebag), I wouldn't know one woman whose name didn't start with "Pay me first" and end with "See you next week."

*Current front-runner: Spencer Pratt. Surprisingly, his "I want to make babies in your colon all night long" line actually worked on Heidi Montag a few years ago.

[WENN, Mavrixonline]