Lindsay wants to marry Sam

Since Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson have seemingly reconciled (see here and here), you knew it was only a matter of time until the marriage rumors started again. Lindsay supposedly wants to convert to Judaism to "please" Sam's family -- yes, the same family that tried to take out a restraining order against her. An insider told the National Enquirer:

"Lindsay says Sam’s promised she’ll persuade her family to accept this, and they won’t wait to see if California changes their gay marriage legislation, but will travel to one of the states where it is legal to say their I do’s."

Converting to Judaism might actually be a blessing for a pseudo lesbian like Lindsay. As a Kosher Jew, she'll finally be able to put an end to all of her "porking". Of course, under Judaic tradition one of these two will have to crush a glass once the wedding ceremony has been concluded. My suggestion: Lindsay should do it -- she seems to know a thing or two about smashing things.

[Flynet]