Heidi Montag sucks
Last week it was revealed that Heidi Montag is in negotiations with Playboy to appear in the magazine (as either the July or August cover girl). Well of course she found a way to fuck it up. Bitch isn't even gonna be naked. From E!:
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Last week it was revealed that Heidi Montag is in negotiations with Playboy to appear in the magazine (as either the July or August cover girl). Well of course she found a way to fuck it up. Bitch isn't even gonna be naked. From E!:
Sadly, Mrs. Spencer Pratt's R-rated areas, including her Hills, will be kept under wraps. Although she will be scantily clad, she will be covering the "necessary parts," the insiders says.This story raises three important questions. 1. If you can't see Heidi's "necessary parts," what's the point of buying the magazine? 2. If the line "the reality-television duo will score a feature story as well" means that Spencer will somehow be involved with the issue, whose jaw at Playboy's headquarters should I schedule an appointment with my fist with? And 3. Now that Heidi apparently won't be showing any real skin, what the hell am I supposed to do with 12 gallons of hand lotion?
In case you're among the five people who pick up the lad mag "for the articles," the reality-television duo will score a feature story as well.
Disappointing, but fear not - Ms. Montag will be doing porn ( ala Kelly Van Dyke, the daughter of 'Coach' TV star Jerry Van Dyke ) in just a few years.
Yea wtf is playboy paying her for? Just take some paparazzi photos and use them in your shit air brushed magazine.
She looks like a horse wearing makeup
mouthbreather-cant wait til this bitch is broke and on the new hollywood squares
At least she's staying true to that religion that's oh so important to her!
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she shouldent be covering those parts up.Lame.
they should cover up her face instead.
Heidi - show those store-bought knockers or go away forever. And take that "husband" with you when you disappear into the abyss. You are both yesterday's news.