Holly Madison and her fake boobs wish everyone a Happy Memorial Day

Condensing a day's worth of material down to one post for the holiday. Normal schedule of posting will resume tomorrow morning. Enjoy.

Bikinis: Hayden Panettiere (with James Blunt) in Cannes on Saturday (pics here); Holly Madison and Kendra Wilkinson at Wet Republic at the MGM Grand in Las Vegas on Friday (pics here); Phoebe Price in Cannes late last week (pics here)

Douche Bags: Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt filming a promo for I'm A Celebrity . . . Get Me Out Of Here in L.A. on Saturday (pics here); Jean-Claude Van Damme in the VIP area at the Chopard Charity Party in Cannes on Saturday (pics here)

Whores: Paris Hilton at the Inglorious Basterds premiere at Cannes late last week (pics here)

Hot Chicks: Kate Beckinsale at Heathrow Airport on Sunday (pics here); Sophia Bush shopping in Beverly Hills on Friday (pics here)

WTF?: Halle Berry and her new lesbian hairdo in Marina Del Rey on Saturday (pics here)

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!: Arnold Schwarzenegger and his old man knees in Brentwood on Saturday (pics here); Courtney Love leaving the Chateau Marmont Hotel in Hollywood on Saturday (pics here)

Butts: Lindsay Lohan arriving at the Chateau Marmont Hotel on Saturday (pics here)

Nip Slips: Italian actress Seno Scoperto at the premiere of Visage at Cannes on Sunday (pics here)

A Little Something for the Ladies: Matthew McConaughey playing tennis in Malibu on Saturday (pics here)

Pissed Off Celebs: Natasha Henstridge leaving the Brentwood Country Mart on Saturday (pics here)

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  • Bon Scott

    I don't know or care- mmm I would tear them up; we would have fun.

  • Lauren

    Dude that's a double nip slip.

  • average joe

    whore!

  • Big Shot Bob

    OK, I think we need to clarify something here. While a fairly useless human being, Paris is not technically a whore. She has money and does the crap she does because she's a spoiled brat who needs therapy. Now who would sleep with a wrinkled, smelly 80 year old man for money and fame? Why, Holly and Kendra! So to review, Paris - useless but not a whore, Kendra/Holly = BIG ASS WHORES! Thank you for your attention. You may return to the T and A.


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