Everything's coming up Lohan!

Lindsay Lohan leaving Sam Ronson's house in the Hollywood Hills (5/6)

Some out-of-their-fucking-mind production company thought it'd be a great idea to hire Lindsay Lohan for a movie (reminder: this is how drunk she was last week and this is how high she was last night). From E!:

Lindsay Lohan is going back to The Other Side, starring in an indie fantasy comedy alongside Woody Harrelson, Giovanni Ribisi, Dave Matthews and Alanis Morissette. The film centers on a grad student who spends the summer working at a science institute on a remote island and discovers the location has a secret history. Cameras roll in Massachusetts this October.

Did you catch the key word in that article? Indie. Indie means crap budget. In other words, Lindsay wasn't hired because of her talent. Lindsay was hired because she was the only actress that agree to be paid in Red Bull and oral.

[Pacific Coast News]

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I'd rather "tap" that Honda from a Hollywood dealership before Slobhan! :-D Then again, I'm an extraordinarily gay male. But I like to think if I were str8, I'd *still* pick the white car 10 times out of 10.

Nathiest

Lots of movies are labeled "Indie" now of days dip shit. Indie means whatever the fuck they want it to mean. Low budget? shit all movies now of days have an low budget fuck nigger how big of a budget are you expecting for a god damn comedy? Go fuck yourself asshat.

Obama Bin Biden

The synopsis of that movie sounds just like "Lost".

The Biotch

this bitch is so ugly and stupid i hate her so much she can suck a fart out of my ass and hold it in like a bong rip