Mariah Carey at the Cannes Film Festival in Cannes, France (5/15)

One time when I was a kid, I stuck a butter knife into an outlet and got zapped. Did I ever do it again? No, I learned my lesson. Well I guess Mariah Carey didn't learn that same lesson with the laughably-bad Glitter in 2001. She came back for more -- she's at the Cannes Film Festival right now promoting her new film Precious. As bad as she was in Glitter, Mariah's performance in Precious is actually generating buzz across Cannes. There's already talk that she's a shoe-in for the "Dude, look at that crazy chick's tits" award.

NOTE: Mariah's tits are so large and intimidating that half of Cannes has already surrendered to them.

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I guess since her womb is nothing but a dusty cobweb-filled closed forever baby factory, she can dote on her "twins". ;-)

this is the most ridiculous commentary i've ever seen. wtf? she's a WOMAN. have you never seen breasts before?? and what do her breasts have to do with her performance in precious, which fyi, actually looks good.

moron

"She" looks like a dude in drag to me...

BTW, I've never met anyone named Moron. I'm assuming that's your name (or what you prefer being called)considering that is what you signed off with... It's actually quite fitting considering you'd have to be a moron to think her movie looks good.

@pass In fact, her movie looks good! Check the trailer and reviews.

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