Calling all pedophiles

Miley Cyrus bikini pics! (Bahamas - 5/16)

It's really been a banner month for pedophiles here on Celebslam. First we had some bikini pics of Ali Lohan and now Miley Cyrus. I fully expect either a shotgun-toting Billy Ray Cyrus, the FBI, or that dude from Dateline to be knocking on my door by lunchtime. Hopefully it's that dude from Dateline because I would love some sweet tea or lemonade right now. I'd say the same about Michael Lohan knocking at my door but considering he barely knows he has a younger daughter (he thinks her name is Al-something), I don't think that's gonna happen.

NOTE: 87 -- count 'em -- 87 more pics in the sidebar gallery. Celebslam: Satisfying all your pedophiliac needs since 2006!

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Anonymous

Maybe you should look up the definition of a pedophile.

Anonymous

Miley has an awesome rack and a tight body.

dude-ray

She's hot. And if someone sees any fat, they're blind. She's as tight as drum with that hardbody. Wow!!

Anonymous

Anyone can be an as*hole, too. Like you, for instance.

Anonymous

I don't understand the "horseface" comments. Miley is beautiful and talented. And she can SING, unlike the lip-synchers out there.

meh

Anyone can SING. It doesn't mean they have a good voice.

Pervy McPervert

If it bleeds it breeds.

WTF!

FUCK YEAH!

Right in her teenage twat!

Semper Fi bitches! Mission Accomplished!

Miley needs to do a sex tape with Hugh Hefner and Mickey Rourke. Two alpha bulls in their prime enjoying a young girls body...mmmmmbleghwughl...I think I'm going to be sick.

I bet Disney would found that shit though.

xAnvErsE

>>>>>>>>.......heY..thiS is my iDoL...i love this person very much....FOr those people who misjudge her...judged her like a criminal...please...stop those...i'. your number 1 fan miley...

Anthea

Too old for pedophils - sorry, couldn't resist - I know it's not a subject to joke about.

AHHHH HAHAHA

you rang?

Anonymous

pretty nice body, but once you get to the HORSE FACE, it's a big turn-off!!

Jake

Attention Hollywood - This is the perfect body. Not chubby, not too skinny. Just right. Dam she's got a tight little bod on her.

WTF!

The age of consent in my country is 15.

Ergo, I could (and would) hit it - and I wouldn't be considered a pedo either.

Damn! I need to visit my old high-school one of these days...

Cheers!

Anonymous

And where is this utopia that you live?

WTF!

Google "Ages of consent in Europe" and go to wikipedia's article. You can also go to Interpols site and cross-check the numbers.

I loves my country.

knuckles

Call me what you will. You post . . . I look!

Shenanighans

I really would prefer if you didnt call me names as I enjoy all 87 pics.