Stripper pole on wheels? Damn, why didn't I think of that?

Britney Spears is requesting that a stripper pole be installed in her suite at the Dorchester Hotel in London, so she can work out in between concerts and entertain the locals when she gets some of that fire water in her belly. Spears is performing a series of shows in London in early June. A source told the Daily Mail:

"Britney loves pole dancing, it is her new favourite work out. She gets the toning that she needs without having to hit the gym, and she wants to be able to do it in the privacy of her own hotel room. Keeping fit on the tour is very important as her show is full of rigorous dance routines, so Britney likes to do her pole dancing work out every morning when she gets up."

Stripper poles are good for exercise? I guess they -- along with a diet of meth and Red Bull -- explain why most strippers are in such great shape. Britney's right about one thing though: installing the stripper pole in the privacy of her own room is a fantastic idea -- especially since no one else wants to see her working out on it. I'd rather watch Michael Moore eat a bucket of chicken in slow motion than see the 2009 version of Britney work a pole.

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