Being Leo DiCaprio is fun

Leonardo DiCaprio 8th annual Cinema For Peace gala in Berlin (2/9)

Seriously, one day. I want to be Leo DiCaprio for just one day. Hell, I'd even take an hour. From the National Enquirer:

Leo DiCaprio got more than he bargained for when he invited a couple of shy female tourists to join his table at Hyde nightclub in L.A. on April 13. Much to Leo's surprise, one of the girls broke out of her shell - and her shirt - and gave him a steamy lap dance while wearing a very revealing bikini top. (Print Edition - 5/4)

Why can't this shit ever happen to me? One time at a club, I found a five-dollar bill on the ground. The previous owner of the bill had drawn a mustache on Abraham Lincoln with a pen. I showed all my friends. There, that's the most exciting thing that's ever happened to me at a club.

[WENN, Pacific Coast News]

HiPhOpFaN

One of my favorite actors.

Anonymous

I'm sure that Leo has gotten more ass than a toilet seat. He's one lucky little baby-faced bastard!

Winkie Dinkie Dog

I'm at the club all of the time. Guess I'm not doing it right.

dB

You're not doing it right Winkie Dog. Now, exit the club, become Leonardo DiCaprio, and try again.

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GuessWho

MEOW, Whippet!

You just wish you got as much puss as he does :)~

Whippet

I must concede he always surprise me as an actor.

Anonymous

The problem is that he is always cast in roles which demands a more mature actor. Even trying to grow that bumfuzz on his face doesn't work. Some men can grow beards, and some simply can't. Please Leo, just fucking shave, ok?

The fact that he still manages to pull these roles off which are totally incongruent with his age serves as evidence how good an actor he is.

Whippet

Problem is, he is cursed with a baby face. So even in a suit he looks like an escapee from the set of Bugsy Malone.