Before and after

Danielle Lloyd before and after the fight

Former Miss Great Britain and current model/actress Danielle Lloyd was involved in a vicious fight last night at a nightclub in London. Danielle -- a veteran of many nip slips -- was cut in the leg so bad that we almost had the first calf muscle slip in celebrity history. While Danielle is claiming the attack was unprovoked, a witness told Holy Moly UK otherwise:

"Danielle spent the whole evening at her table at the centre of the club all over her guy completely drunk. They were with two other couples who were equally as drunk.

"It started when one of the girls sitting at the other tables accidentally grabbed or caught one of her hair extensions. The girl apologised but Danielle wouldn't let it rest and decided it would be a good idea to stand up on the glass table top, joining several other girls who were dancing.

"She had a face like thunder and you knew there was going to be trouble. Two of the girls got off the table but she chose to keep bumping into one of the girls next to her. Not sure what the other girl said but Danielle was shouting right in her face with her hands in the air. Then as the girl turned her back, Danielle grabbed her hair and they all came tumbling down onto the glass table below (everyone in the club saw this so there are bound to be pics out there somewhere).

"There was a massive scuffle/fight on the floor with a few of the girls getting stuck in until the bouncers decided to get involved. I have to admit there was so much blood one of my mates felt faint. Danielle had a massive cut on her leg which was gushing out so they had to lay her down with it elevated until her guy decided to carry her out."

Back in my day tablemakers used to take pride in their craftsmanship. Many a whore could dance on top of a glass table without it shattering. Nowadays it just seems like it's all about cutting costs and corners at the expense of safety. All in the name of profit. But I must ask you: Is there no greater profit in this world than the smile plastered across a whore's face as she drunkenly flashes her tits and dances on a table she knows will support her weight and possibly the weight of another woman she met in the bathroom four minutes ago but is already making out with? I don't even have to answer that question. Really makes you think, doesn't it?

err

is this called "doing a rihanna" or is she just a WAG who is only famous for getting her tits out in lads magazines?

Anonymous

She really got her ass whupped.

dew

I never knew who this girl was until she sliced her leg open. I read another blog post that said she's in fights often, I believe usually in bars. Is that correct?

Is she an unfortunate victim in the wrong place at the wrong time, or is she a drunken brawler?

Well, unless there's a reasonable explanation for all that nasty bloody drainage seeping through her pants, it seems like she's leaving a medical facility like that, which is disgusting and repugnant.

Hopefully a brit will explain that photo too.

Litsa

chick fights are so cool.

Joe

not real hot without the make up.

Wench.

"I thought the UK had great health care"

Holy moly... that is sooooo off the mark. It's notoriously atrocious. Spread the word!

Tom

Wow. She got her ass kicked! Wish there were pictures of the other girl or the actual fight. You never even see that much blood in a man fight.

Also agree with Terry. All that nasty shit coming through her pant sand they let her walk out? wtf

terry

For fucks sake!What type of hospital would allow a patient to leave with all that puss and shit dripping out? Eww! I though the UK had great health care.

She's going to get staph.

Whippet

Celebslam, you always make me laugh.

Thank you. :-D