Tori Spelling at Cynergy Cycles in Santa Monica (5/1)
The one thing I don't understand with Tori Spelling and her eating disorder is this: Even though she's losing weight on a daily basis, her head and jaw are still massive. They might have even gotten bigger. She's like the real-life version of Stewie from Family Guy. It's really something. I feel like some scientist or government agency should be investigating this.
[Pacific Coast News]
The one thing I don't understand with Tori Spelling and her eating disorder is this: Even though she's losing weight on a daily basis, her head and jaw are still massive. They might have even gotten bigger. She's like the real-life version of Stewie from Family Guy. It's really something. I feel like some scientist or government agency should be investigating this.
Caption: "All the men ran that way officer, they screamed and then they all ran"
For some reason, she reminds me of this:
http://www.arachnoid.com/ChildrenOfNarcissus/images/sutherland_invasion_1978.jpg
No matter how skinny she gets, she'll never be attractive. She will always have those wide-set "cow eyes" she inherited from her old man. Now if she inherited more of ol' boy's dough, I'd bang her even if her eyes were in the back of her head.
Phony Jewish women don't age well in Florida and California climates. Tsk.
If she says she's ALWAYS been as skinny back on the '90s '90210' days like she is now, then I'm Mick Jagger living HIS life!