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Amy Winehouse at the St. Lucia Jazz Festival (5/8)

Amy Winehouse performed at the St. Lucia Jazz Festival last Friday night. And it went pretty well . . . if your definition of the world "well" is that no one died. So other than it going well, it went horribly, horribly wrong. From News of the World:
The crowd, who paid £33 for tickets, were shocked as Amy, 25, stumbled around on stage muttering to herself. She kept ordering roadies to bring more drinks, despite appearing to be on the verge of collapse, clinging to her microphone stand for support.

Then she began shouting at her backing singers for playing songs she'd never heard of - until they reminded her she wrote the tracks herself.

Amy - wearing a dirty bikini top and flashing her silver knickers - then slurred: "I'm just kind of bored." Mercifully, rain then caused a power cut. But Amy was so out of it she didn't notice and carried on singing, before slumping in a heap. 
Wow, how bad does Amy have to suck to actually get booed off stage? I mean, who the hell goes to an Amy Winehouse concert expecting anything but slurred words, confusion, and panty flashes? We're not talking about Paul McCartney here. Pretty much the only thing Amy could do where I would actually boo is throw her blood at me.

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  • Chewy Milk

    Simple. Schadenfreude

  • Ian Whiskeycastle

    I only take pleasure when it's someone who really has no business being where they are- talentless hacks with auto-tuned personalities.



    Seriously? Amy's is singularly the worst singing I've heard since Mrs. Miller or Wing!!



    Except I like Mrs. Miller and Wing. This trollop, this drunken Tyrannosaurus Rex in a beehive yowling like a moose that thinks it's an elk- well, she needs to have her money taken away and be sent off to a nice quiet sanitarium with a good supply of RID.



    I've only met one fan of this freak-show, and he was a pretentious nit-wit.



    So there.

  • Dan

    Because it makes us feel better about ourselves to know that even sombody's who's "made it" isn't immune to flawed character.

  • George

    SAD.



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