A-Rod's banging Kate Hudson

Is A-Rod banging Kate Hudson? Sure why not. Kate was all over him at a club in Miami last year. According to the National Enquirer, their relationship has since gotten 100% . . .um . . . nakeder. Wait, is that even a word?

[Rodriguez and Hudson] first met at the reopening of the famed Fontainebleau hotel in Miami Beach and were snapped eyeballing each other at Yankee Stadium. Kate was in the stands. Alex in the field. Sources say A-Rod  and Kate went for the grand slam at the Mustang Room on the Yupper East Side.

A bartender "was asking patrons not to go in the back room around 1 a.m. because A-Rod and Kate Hudson were back there making out", a source divulged.

Another staffer confirmed their presence at the watering hole.

How on Earth does Kate Hudson keep hooking up with such high profile dudes? Granted, most guys would bang almost any famous chick* -- but with a face like hers and a chest that's concave, there can only be three reasons why guys keep falling for her: 1. She can suck a ping pong ball through a straw, 2. Her vagina tastes like ice cream, or 3. The back of her head has a subscription to DirectTV's NBA League Pass.

*The evidence? Both Roseanne Barr and Sarah Jessica Parker have a kid.

[Flynet]